"YAH! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ______?"
"Aishhhhhh!!! I was worried sick about you!!! You were so sick last night, sooooo sick that you couldn't even come and stalk bangtan with me, yet you have the guts to go for a run, and at this time in the morning?! YA!! Are you crazy!!!?
"Mian unniee!! I couldnt get back to sleep because of your snor- I mean.. The birds were chirping so loudly.."
"Ahhh~ stupid birds. Are you feeling better now?"
"Yeah, I'm feeling better then yesterday I guess."
"Okay, good. As long as your feeling better"
"Ah.. Unnie.. I know you want to go and stalk bangtan today, bu-"
"Ah.. miannnnn.. I wanted to do that too!! But ottoke? My bf wants to meet up. Its our 4months anniversary. Mian dongsaeng~~ I guess you'll have to go stalking by yourself today"
"Ah, jinja?!!!"
"Huh. You seem so happy!!"
"Ah.. Anieyo.. I'm just surprised!"
"Eheeyyy, liar! You just want to seduce bangtan on your own. Fine, be like that. Anyways, I need to go now, so see ya later"
"Okay, unnie be care-
she slams the door behind her
ful."
Asaaaaaa!!! I hate lying to unnie.. thank God I didnt have to lie about my aunties cat.
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I turn on the t.v and slip into the white gown provided by the hotel. Its nearly 7am and my hair smells soooooo goooodd~~ like a basket full of tropical fruits.
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9:30am and I'm in the middle of watching some freaky as crime show when..
"I NEED YOU GIRL, WAE," starts playing. Aishhh, gave me a bloody heartattack.
"Hello?"
"Yoboseyooooo!!!! Have you still not had a shower?"
"Oh! Jimin!! Mian, I finished my shower ages ago! I forgot!
"Oho~~ Its oppa to you! Ah, kurego, I'v been thinking about you this whole time yet you say you forgot? Have you not been thinking about me too?"
Oh my god. Did he just say that?.. how do I reply?? Ahhhh, what to say, what to say!! I love you too oppa'.. Anie, he didn't say he loved me! Pabo!! Something else, 'ah, how could I forget about you oppa, you-
"Yoboseyo? Yoboseyo? _______ are you still there?"
"Ah, ne. Sorry, I just zoned out."
"Kkkkkkk. How did it go with your friend? Did you tell her yet?"
"My friend? She ditched me before I could ditch her. It's her 4 month anniversary so her bf arranged something."
"Omo.. She has a boyfriend? Anie.. I thought she liked Bangtan!.. Ya! You cant have both! You cant like all 7 of us, plus a boyfriend! Thats cheating!!!"
"Ofcourse you can! You don't even know how many bands and boyfriends she has cheated on you guys with in the past year. Aigoo, if you knew you would surely pass out!!"
"Waaa. Daebak. Your friend is really something else huh? She defiantly does not classify as a true army."
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~ JIMINA! Wheres my pantiesssss~~~ the batman ones!! I need to save the world now. Dun-nu-nun-nu-nun-nu-nun-nun batman~~ batman~~"
"Hyungggg~~ aishh, so embarrassing.. can you please be quiet!! Im on the phone!!"
"Ohoooo~~ whose this? Your lover? Ehey.. _______? "
"Anie!!! Ya, hyung gojo!! Jeballllllll I'll find you a new pair later if you be quiet!"
"Aigo~~ find me a new pair? Ya! Jimina! Instead of finding me a new pair why don't you go and find yourself some jams?"
I crack up laughing.
"Omo. _______? Its you right? Aigooo~ nice to hear your voice again! Please tell your boyfriend here to stop wearing my batman undies! Aishhh, we are famous idols now and he still cant afford his own underwear?"
""HYUNG! Ah, mian ________, I'll call you back in a second! I have some things to take care of-"
*Beeeeepppppppppp*
He hung up. But... this doesn't do much, as I can hear everything they are saying from the other side of the wall, lol.
"YAAAA!!! HYUNGGGGGGGG, YOUR DEAD MEAT NOW!!!! COME HERE!!!! "
"Ohhhhhhh you want to play joker? Fine by me!!! Come and get meeeeee"
"YA!! HOBBY HYUNG!!!! I'LL KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
CRASH. BANG.
Silence... are they okay?? Holy crap, what if Jimin got hurt?
"OMO!! ASAAAAA~~ I FOUND MY BATUMAN UNDERWEARRRR~~~~ JIMINIEEEEE~~ KOMAWOOOOOO!!!!"
"Aish . I just jumped on top of you and thats all you have to say? Everyone here is crazy. Crazy! You, rap mon hyung, everyone!"
"Aiguuuu~~ uri jimjnie.. I thought you were past that age.. but I guess not. Its okay, all us boys go through puberty. Are you feeling a little sensitive right now? If so, you can 101% talk to Jin about it. Batmannnnnn~~"
"hyung.. Hobbie, should we go see a doctor?"
"O, are you not feeling okay? No need for a doctor!! I can just call in kookie to kiss your pain away ;)"
"HYUNG!!"
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10:30 am and Jimin texts
'Annyonngggg~~ mian, but I feel like this day is dragging on foreverrrr~ since your friends not here, should we go somewhere?'
'Haha me too! Hmm, sure. But, where would we go? Theres so many people who know you here.. Where could we go?'
'Somewhere. Don't worry, anythings possible. Im Jimin. The Park Jimin.'
He just figured that out?
'Sure I would love to go somewhere! 😊'
'Okay!! ☺️ Meet me in the underground parking at 11'
11? But.. but.. thats only, 30mintues! Omg, what am I going to do? My hairs still not dry, I have no makeup on, do I even have a decent outfit???! Ahhhhhhhh
