Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios! (Requests OPEN)

Wrong Number, Bro (All)

So, basically, this is when he tries to text you but accidentally sends it to the wrong person.

WARNING: Some of these have some sexual innuendos.

Enjoy!

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Italy Veneziano:

Him: "Look at this cute kitty I found! Can we keep it, bella? Per favore? Please?"

Ludwig: "I know where you can get five of them for five Deutsch Marcks."

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Germany:

Him: "I'm gonna eat you good tonight... and then I'm gonna make you my woman!" 

Gilbert: "... Why are you back with fire? I thought you were with (Y/N)."

Him: "Was?"

Him: "THAT WAS JUST ONE TIME, BRUDER!"

Gilbert: "You spelled five wrong."

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Japan:

Him: "Let's play the Pocky game when I get home!" 

Yao: "..."

Yao: "I did not raise you like this, aru."

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Italy Romano:

Him: "Getting real tired of the tomato bastard's shit today."

Antonio: "You do know I'm right next to you, right? Oh, and wrong number, Lovi~ Fusosososo~"

Him: "CHIGI! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT, BASTARDO!"

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Prussia:

Him: "You've been one naughty girl, Fraulein. Be prepared for the punishment of your life when I get home~ Kesesesesese~"

Elizabeta: "I hope that was for your girlfriend, asshole."

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Spain:

Him: "I have a problem that only you can take care of, princesa. I'm feeling very lonely, and I miss you too much. Please come home soon. Te amo <3"

Abel: "Never thought of you as a sappy guy, 'Tonio."

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America:

Him: "I had this weird dream about you, and we were in London. We did it at the top of Big Ben. Got kicked out of it, but it was fucking worth it. Say, have I ever told you how sexy you are when you orgasm?"

Arthur: "... How drunk are you?"

Him: "I only had like four bottles of Jack Daniels!"

Him: "..."

Him: "ASDFGHJKL, I'M SO SORRY YOU HAD TO READ THAT, IGG-BROWS! MY GF AND I DIDN'T REALLY DO IT AT THE TOP OF BIG BEN! HOLY SHIT!"

Arthur: "What the hell did you say before you apologized, wanker?" 

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Canada:

Him: "Are you my little toe because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture~ ;)"

Francis: "That's my boy!"

Him: "Wait, what?"

Him: "Oh..."

Francis: "Wrong number?"

Him: "Oui... Je suis désolé...."

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England:

Him: "I'm almost home, wear that pirate costume I got you so I can steal your booty~ ;)"

Alfred: "What the fresh hell did you just send me?"

Him: "THAT WAS NOT FOR YOU, ASSHAT!"

*a few minutes later*

Him: "I'm almost home, wear that pirate costume I got you so I can steal your booty~ ;)"

Francis: "Ohhohohohohon~ having dirty thoughts, are we~?"

Him: "Son of a crumpet."

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France:

Him: "Come home quickly, mon amour~ I have a surprise waiting for you and it can't wait any longer~"

Arthur: "Please tell me that was for your girlfriend, and that the surprise has nothing to do with 'Ze art of making beautiful children.'"

Him: "Unless you want to make it a threesome, don't talk to me."

Arthur: "WHY YOU LITTLE"

Arthur: "..."

Arthur: "Bollocks."

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Russia:

Him: "My sunflower will become one with Mother Russia, da?"

Feliks: "Yeah... um... no."

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China:

Him: "I miss you so much, my little panda <3"

Leon: "Um..."

Leon: "At least it wasn't one of your 'shovels' this time."

Yao: "What?"

Yao: "Oh, you mean this? 8======D"

Leon: "..."

Leon: "That's it, I'm going back with Arthur." 

Yao: "..."

Yao: "Aiyah! I'm sorry, Leon! I thought you were (Y/N)!"

Leon: "I'm disowning you."

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Australia:

Him: "Wanna take another trip down under~? ;)"

Antonio: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING TO MI HERMANITA?!"

Him: "Not in that fashion!"

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