montana
- it's illegal for unmarried women to fish alone? are you afraid the fish are gonna be like whoah spread your legs *sniffs* "you're one of us" and pull all the unmarried women who don't know personal hygiene into the lake?? ok
wyoming
-apparently it's really windy. listen here i dont spend an hour getting that wind swept hair to have it be ruined by actual wind. no thanks
vermont
-you gave us ben and jerrys you guys are the real mvps thanks for helping me through my fourteen years of living as a single mofo who found her emotions in the bottom of a pint of ice cream
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rant book : every state in the usa
عشوائيcomplaining is fun. so let's complain about every state in the u.s. if I offend you, oh well.
