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Probably the best memory of meeting holly's hot friend that I commented about on her snapchat, was the time we FaceTimed him. I should probably mention he was high, very high.

Let's give him a fake name: Steven

We had originally FaceTimed Steven's friend but once the phone was handed to Steven the fun began. He proceeded to ask us when we were getting picked up from his friend's house and after much explaining he understood that we weren't actually there with him.

Steven sat there smiling and we asked how he was, each time he would say he felt great. Then he looked at holly rubbed his upper lip and asked if she had a beard. Steven obviously wasn't the best person to talk to in this situation, so we asked for him to give the phone to the person next to him. He didn't understand this so holly kept saying "take the phone out of your hands and give it to blank" Steven respond with "it's not in my hands" and gave us this huge smile (it was in his lap). Holly asked him to give it to blank and he said " GIVE MY LAP TO BLANK?"

Someone decided to give the phone back to Steven he sat there and smiled and looking happy as ever say "can you make me toast?" and hangs up. He never got his toast.

-Sam

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