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Like holly said since it's a rant book we should share some pet peeves.
1-being wet with clothes on. I hate the feeling, I hate taking them off, I hate every fucking thing about it.

2-when some guy goes out of their way to cat call. Cat calling is not a compliment, it would be a compliment if I wanted to receive their comment but I don't so thank you for taking time out of your busy jacking off schedule to cat call.

3-if you touch my neck, I will cry. I've done it before and it's really embarrassing when someone asks why some girl is crying and you have to say that it was your fault.

4- also like holly don't use gay as an insult. They're literally called gay inferring that they're relationships are happier than straight people's.

5-slow walking people, DIE. IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO GET OUT WALK JUST A LITTLE FASTER GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY BECAUSE I HAVE LONG LEGS AND I WILL KICK YOUR ASS INTO OBLIVION.

these are just a few of my pet peeves that I will probably bring up later and add more. I am a very irritable person.

-sam

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