Wattpad updates

June 30, 2016

If the Update had just been Harry styles, I could have easily defined him as nothing but a whimsical bad boy with a affinity for smol hedgehogs and jeans tighter than bark on tree.

If he had been hiddleswift, I could just categorize our semi-professional relationship as an (alleged) publicity stunt by wattpad to boost their personal brand.

If he's a Winchester, I'd know at the very least that singing carry on my wayward son at a karaoke bar would turn him into a weepy puddle of angel tears.

But I really don't know anything about the Update at all, except that this week theres a more consistent look for tags throughout the app, the annoying crash for some users when downloading story part text has been fixed, and there were some under-the-hood improvements with the link to Facebook option.

The rest of him is an utter mystery to me. And damm it all if I just want to make a lasting impression on the guy. Even if it ends up in me getting a dagger tattoo on my forearm, or recording a (cathartic yet catchy) break up album,or experiencing the mounting torture of ten+ years of pinning angst. At this point I'd take it. I'm a complete sucker and I know it. But now I want him to know it to. I just don't know where to start.