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Aug 15,2016

I find myself at the nearest watering hole in an attempt to drown my sorrows. It's a dark,broody little dive, it's the perfect compliment to my current mood. I keep my head down and stay quiet, but it isn't long before my presence sparks someone's interest.

"You look mighty lonely over there all by yourself," a voice pipes up from the other side of the bar. She's most definitely an iOS update. I can tell by that effortless style and sleek professionalism. She bites down on the cherry from her cocktail. "Someone standing you up?"

"No," I say quickly, "I mean yes,maybe. I need my update," I confessed sadly.

"I'll give you one ,hun, if you ask me real nicely." I meet her eyes again and she smiles. She doesn't wait for my answer before sliding up to the seat beside means reciting 6.11.0 softly into my ear: "It's now easier to share user profiles when you take screenshots. Opening a deleted story part will no longer update your reading position, and a new badge on the library tab now shows you how many of your stories have new updates."

I want to cover my ears and pull away, but I have a sworn duty as a note to deliver information by any means necessary! When she's finished she taps my nose with her long, delicate finger. "That wasn't so bad was it?"

"No," I say, "I mean yes!" I have a sinking feeling in my Guyana I can't help but wonder what the update is going to think of me getting my information elsewhere. But I don't have to wonder long because the door swings open and in walks that familiar face, all twisted up with anger, as he makes a beeline towards us.