Mamas,
Don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Show them pictures of cows when they're young and administer brief electrical shocks.
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Night Vale Proverbs
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Eternal Scout (Episode 23)
Mamas,
Don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Show them pictures of cows when they're young and administer brief electrical shocks.
