Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say your mother's in the hospital.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Is there anything I can do?
Listen.
I'll drive you over there.
We'll leave right now.
Grab a coat;
It's a little cold out.
I'm so sorry.
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Night Vale Proverbs
SpiritualWelcome To Night Vale Don't go into the dog park Mountains aren't real All hail the Glow Cloud All scientists' hair are perfect That's all you need to know about Night Vale. That's all you will ever know. Produced by Commonplace Books. Written by Jo...
