Lia: hey china, where's your family?
China: on their countries.....wh-

Lia: bring them here right now. Bring them here.
China: okay okay. *calls all the asians*

[6 hours later]
lia: so what happens if i gave them alcohol?
China: *sigh* hong kong breaks stuff. Taiwan putting alot of flowers in her hair. South korea singing BTS songs. Vietnam dancing. Japan crying in the corner. And  phillipines throwing something*

Lia: oh okay. *gives the asians alcohol* whoops.
China: suck ball.

Hong kong: ey, there~
Japan: step away from mah woman!
South korea: nu, she's mine!

China: yeah this happens..
Lia: *turns to russia! Lia* kekekekekekekekek...............*starts shipping the asians with China except for the girls XD*

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