Aries: Eating the little package peanuts and drinking gallons of soda
Taurus: Dead asleep laying on and annoying the person next to you
Gemini: The parent ignoring their screaming child (yes we get it, its a baby, babies cry, but maybe, maybe, you shouldn't bring it on the airplane then)
Cancer: The poor sap sitting next to Taurus
Leo: Dead tired but can't fall asleep and checks watch every other minute
Virgo: I guess they didn't want to buy food from the plane bc they brought a whole 3 course meal in their carry-on bag
Libra: Salty bc the plane has wifi but you have to pay for it
Scorpio: The co-pilot, making bad puns every 10 minutes
Sagittarius: The drunk thats had every liquor on the menu
Capricorn: Hungry af but is also poor af
Aquarius: The dead inside flight attendant dealing with every single idiot ever
Pisces: The loud talking asshat that wont get off the phone
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Zodiac Signs. Book 1
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