Zodiac Signs. Book 1

Why are you in prison?

Aries: Hits a police officer

Taurus: Manslaughter

Gemini: Car Chase

Cancer: Not paying taxes

Leo: Shoplifting

Virgo: Is actually innocent

Libra: Facebook hacking

Scorpio: Mass Murder

Sagittarius: Jumping into a Fountain

Capricorn: trying to cash a stolen check

Aquarius: going into area 51

Pisces: grew a MASSIVE weed farm