Zodiac Signs. Book 1

The signs as cringe phan things

Aries: placenta

Taurus: onomatopia

Gemini: lions

Cancer: 2011 hair

Leo: microwave

Virgo: zebra

Libra: dont cry,craft

Scorpio: llamas

Sagittarius: glabella

Capricorn: literally

Aquarius: alpaca

Pisces: hi, my name is [dan]