After his mom's birthday party Charlee, Chad and I went back to my house. We went into my basement, put popcorn into he microwave, and poured ourselves glasses of OJ. Then we started a game of Ping Pong.
"Charlee you suck!" Chad laughed as he got the popcorn out of the microwave.
"Well unlike you two I don't make every single ping ping game I play a very serious match of ping pong."
"But those are the best games! You HAVE to play like that when you play against us!" I exclaimed as I served the ball.
"Chad, you play." Charlee said, catching the ball and giving his paddle and the ball to Chad.
"Oh yew tink dat yew can beat Wong do yew now young warria?!" Chad asked me like a Chinese man.
"Wewl considewing dat de chances of yew winning are low. Yesh I dew bewieve dat I can beat yo owd sensai!" I said returning the accent.
"Wewl take dat young one!"
"Old man your ping is no match for my pong!" (waddup Drake & Josh reference?!)
"Oi!'
"Wah!"
"POW!" Chad said hitting the ball so hard that it barely missed my head and almost knocked my moms family picture off the wall.
"Shit! Chad you gotta be careful too!" I yelled laughing
"Sorry man! Just got into the moment is all.."
"Dude it's okay," I laughed, "just don't break my moms stuff."
After that happened we took a break and ate popcorn and drank our OJ. And then the phone rang and it was like Planet of the Apes to get to it.
"Yes, dis is Juan's Taco Maco's. How may I help yew?" Chad said in a Mexican voice after I quit and Charlee got kicked in the thigh close to his "manly parts".
"No, Kaiwen no hea. I can take message doe. You choose dat option, yes?"
"Oh my god Chad give me the phone!"
"Kailen your mom says to cool your beans."
"My beans are cooled!" I yelled in Chad's ear.
"Ew cold beans..." Charlee said getting up off the floor and plopping onto the couch with the popcorn.
"Kailen, is everything going okay? Are you alright? I'm assuming that the house isn't on fire yet considering that you guys are answering the phone."
"Mom everything is fine. Chill out homedawg!"
"Did you just call me homedog?"
"Uhh no I was talking to Charlee??"
"Well anyways you be good and have fun. I gotta go see you on friday."
"Bye mom. Love you."
"Love you, bye."
And then for the rest of the night we just watched movies and then fell asleep in random places in my basement.
