Colby
Colby: DORY DIED OMF
You: Shut your ratchet ass mouth.
You: No she didn't, I watched it already.
Colby: Damn you :(
Colby: AND I AM NOT RATCHET UGH.
Trey
Trey: Hi, I'm your boyfriend Trey. I like to sing you to sleep :)
You: But you can't sing?
Trey: Get out of my house rn✌
You: wait wut, this is my house.
Trey: I left.
Christian
Christian: YOU GIVE ME PURPOSE, EVERYDAY.
You: justin gives me purpose :)
Christian: im done competing with justin, gotta zayn.
You: justin comes first✌
Christian: Gigi Hadid comes first
You: OH HELL NO FIGHT ME.
Willie
You: bruh, i just fell off my bed and spilt hot dog juice down my shirt.
Will: Why do you have hot dog juice?😂
You: LET ME LIVE GEEZUS
Will: ghetto
You: Spaghetto...
Will: Never again.
Jacob
Jacob: I seriously can't ask (y/n) on a date.
You: wait what?
Jacob: I can't ask her on a date.
You: Look who you're texting, love :)
Jacob: ASDFGHJKL IM SORRY OMF NO I CAN'T IM OUT UGH.
You: I'll go on a date with you😊
Taylor
Tay: I appreciate you so much. Know that I love you.
You: What did you do?!?!
Tay: I ate your cookies😭😭
You: Don't speak to me, pack your things and leave rn.
Tay: Seriously?
You: How serious is my face?
Tay: idk bc you kicked me out :)
Mahogany
Mahogany: GIRL I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!
You: Everyone knows?
Mahogany: but i never expected to get one bc i have several chins.
You: i have millions, im still lonely af✌
Mahogany: true kid...
Dylan
Dylan: you're beautiful.
You: i know :)
Dylan: ........
You: OHHHHHHHHHH OKAYYYYYYYYY
You: you're ugly :)
Dylan: #RelationshipsOf2016
