Ending In Red (Grell X Reader)

Chapter Eight

"I'm actually here to speak with all of you. There have been multiple accounts of murders that have been spread throughout London. The crime scenes, included the body parts of men and women." You listened intently. "Wait a second, I'm still in middle school, I'll have you know, why do I have to solve these murders?" You said. And probably with the biggest wtf face ever made by man. Or, woman.

"Because we have ruled that these murders, have been committed by a shinigami." Not being able to hold it in, you started laughing. Calming down a bit, you noticed that Grell looked annoyed. "Anyways, we have suspected Sutcliff. For the past, relations." Now really seeing the dangers of this suspection, you stopped laughing. "No! Grell didn't do anything!" You said in defense. "I'm afraid if we can't find any other suspects, Sutcliff is going to be punished. Again. Good day." And with that, he left.

"Grell, you didn't do it again did you?" "No! Why would I?" He said. "You're such an idiot Grell. We need to help solve this case! Undertaker, do you know anything?" You sounded really desperate to help solve this case. "I do, but I'm afraid I can't tell you unless you pay me." Classic Undertaker. "Well. Grell. Hey that rhymed! Anyways, we need to start the 'show."

You started a 'talk' show in the 6th grade, but you had done it occasionally when you were bored, or in this case, trying to get information about mysterious murders... So, in your fake english/Australian accent, you started the discussion.

"So, today we are talking about how Jesus was really born! So, first what happened is that Joseph got engaged with mary, and then they fucked! Then she got pregnant, but if anyone found that out before she got married, she'd be beat with stones, so God went up to her and said, 'so you won't get killed, tell everyone that this baby is the Savior and I will grant him with powers like mine and that way it won't seem like a scandal!' so that happened, and then Jesus was born!"

It worked, apparently. You didn't know why, but even Grell laughed. "I honestly don't know what wrong with you people!" You said.

"Undertaker, you owe us now." "Right, well the murders are committed by a shinigami, but with a peculiar death scythe.. the death scythe was a gun." "Grell, how many shinigamis have a gun death scythe?" You said. "About 20. All with different ones, too. Except three of them, they have the same one, a semi automatic." He said "ugh technology these days makes it so easy! Not all guns are the same anymore! Undertaker, what kind of bullets were they shot with?" "There were no bullets. Or shells. There was no gunpowder or any kind of metal. The only thing we know is that the wound was a gun shot, but they were shot multiple times. They would have to have a gun that could shoot quickly before anyone found them."