The Beatles Preferences

What he does when he catches you playing his instrument (Requested):

John: "Oh my God! Be careful with that thing!"

Paul: "Please don't break it, darling."

George: "You know how to play an instrument?"

Ringo: "OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS! NO! NO! MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WHOM I LOVE SO MUCH, PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE THAT THIS VALUABLE PIECE OF EQUIPMENT CAN ONLY BE TOUCHED BY PEOPLE WHOSE NAMES ARE RINGO STARR."