We are never getting back together

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I do not own the song or Inuyasha or the song. Just a little thing I wrote.

I remember when we broke up the first time

Sango was sitting in her room telling Kagome her best friend about her recent break up with Miroku.

Saying, This is it, I've had enough,

"I mean he says that I am to clingy but then again would you like your boy friend flirting to an other woman right in front of your eyes?" Asked Sango. "No way I would just end every thing with him!" Said Kagome shocked.

Cause like we hadn't seen each other in a month

"Yeah and now he is trying to get me back! It's been a month!" Cried Sango out in frustration.

When you said you needed space, what?

"Why did you two break up, again?" Asked Kagome. "Because he said he needed space." Said Sango as she blew a piece of hair out of her face.

Then you come around again and say

Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me.

"Wow that's a pathetic excuse!" Said Kagome. "Yeah and now he comes back and says 'Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me." Said Sango, who is eating chocolate now.

Remember how that lasted for a day?

I say, I hate you," we break up, you call me, I love you.

"Wow, I remember last time when he said that..." Said Kagome. "I know! And he only stopped flirting for a day!" Yelled Sango.

Ooh, we called it off again last night

But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

"Why don't you just leave him? I see Naraku has the hots for you! Maybe you and Naraku and me and Sesshomaru would go on a double date!" Cried Kagome. "Yeah maybe." Said Sango as she sat back down.

We are never ever ever getting back together,

We are never ever ever getting back together,

"I mean he always goes to Kagura then Sara then Kaguya and then back to me again! I don't know why I put up with him!" Said Sango as she got some ice cream. "Because he is a good punch or smack bag?" Asked Kagome as she took a spoon of ice cream.

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Like, ever...

"Yeah but even though we break up for ever, then he could go say some thing to Inuyasha who would say some thing to Kikyo who would say some thing to me." Said Sango. "Well just ignore him or who ever is passing the message." Said Kagome.

I'm really gonna miss you picking fights

And me falling for it screaming that I'm right

"Remember that one time in the park when he just started saying that I was looking at some other guy?" Asked Sango. "Yeah but the only guys there was Sesshomaru and Miroku!" Said Kagome as she started laughing. "Oh, how I am going to miss those fights." Said Sango.

And you would hide away and find your peace of mind

With some indie record that's much cooler than mine

"Yeah and then afterwards he would go to stay with Inuyasha for a day." Said Kagome. "Yeah." Said Sango as she sat up straight.

Ooh, you called me up again tonight

But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

*RING RING-RING RING-RING RING* Went Sango's phone. "Hello?" Asked Sango. "Baby it's Miroku." Came Miroku's voice.

We are never, ever, ever getting back together

We are never, ever, ever getting back together 

"Hi Miroku, Bye Miroku." Said Sango as she hanged up. "Why didn't you end it with him?" Asked Kagome. "Aw darn I forgot!" Cried Sango.

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

*RING RING-RING RING-RING RING* Went Sango's phone, again. "Hello?" Asked Sango. "Hey Sango, it's Inuyasha and Miroku is wondering why did you hang up on him." Said Inuyasha. "Sorry Yasha I am busy, see ya." Said Sango as she hanged up.

Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Oh oh oh

"You forgot to tell Inuyasha that you broke up with Miroku permanently." Said Kagome. "Oh well I am going to tell him my self." Said Sango. "Good for you girl!" Said Kagome as she gave Sango a high-five.

I used to think that we were forever ever

And I used to say, Never say never...

"Remember when I used to think that me and Miroku would be together for ever?" Asked Sango. "Yeah I feel pity for you." Said Kagome. "Thanks." Said Sango in a sarcastic voice.

So he calls me up and he's like, I still love you,

And I'm like... I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know, like,

We are never getting back together. Like, ever

No! 

"I mean I just give up with him now a days! He even flirts with you when I am around!" Cried Sango. "I know! And he knows that I belong with Sesshomaru." Said Kagome as she pouted. 

We are never ever ever getting back together

We are never ever ever getting back together

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

"I am going to call him." Said Sango as she got her phone out. "Great!" Said Kagome. 

We, ooh, getting back together, ohhh,

We, ooh, getting back together 

"Hello, It's Sango." Said Sango. "Put him on speaker." Said Kagome as Sango nodded and put him on speaker. "Hi Sango, baby look I am sorry about what I did, please forgive me!" Begged Miroku.

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me 

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

"Miroku... It's over, I had enough and I like an other guy!" Said Sango. "What?" Yelled Miroku. "Sorry but why don't you go to Kagura or Kaguya or even Sara?" Asked Sango. "Sango look, please don't!" Cried Miroku. "Sango says bye bye!" Said Kagome as Sango hanged up. "And that's how it's done!" Said Sango. "So how 'bout Naraku?" Asked Kagome.

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