13. Football commentary

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Now, if you watch football on television, you know very well that commentary is very important because it gives an extra boost of energy to the game that hooks you into it.

And in order to achieve that, the commentator should be able to hook the viewers of the match and give an energy boost.

There are two types of commentary; the boring one and the energetic one.

1. The boring one is when there is this guy who speaks in a very low and slow tone like he just woke up from sleep and keeps talking none sense then suddenly shouts a player's name.

Example: *in the slowest speed possible and in the lowest voice possible*

"And the ball comes to (insert player name) and ohhhhh, the ball is blocked by (insert player name)."

Or..

"He is a very talented player really, he has won a (some random award and a bunch of unnecessary details)."

2. The energetic one is where there is a lot of energy and the commentator speaks in a fast paced tone and yells when there is a goal.

Example:

"Aaaaaand he's got the ball... He's running, he jumps annddddddddd GOAAAAAAAAAAL! WHAT A WONDERFUL GOAL BY (insert player name)! WHAT A TALENTED PLAYER HE IS! OHHHHH BEAUTIFUL! OH GOD WHAT IS THIS!"

Okay, now onto my own list of the best to most boring kind of commentary:

1. Arabic commentary.
2. Spanish commentary.
3. American commentary.

And the most boring type is the British one.

I swear, every time I play FIFA or watch Premier League highlights, I hear this really boring person speaking and I feel like sleeping so bad.
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Okay, that's a wrap for today. Hope you enjoyed and sorry for not updating in almost a month because I was busy with fasting Ramadhan and Eid celebrations.

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