alien!josh and human!tyler bc im all abt that
Josh knew about love, what he didn't know was that there were different kinds of love, platonic love, family love, romantic love, etc. He figured love was all the same, and he loved Tyler. Ever since Tyler came across the confused little creature naked in the woods, Josh loved him. Josh wanted to show Tyler just how much he loved him, but he wasn't quite sure that humans show affection in the same way his kind does. So he looked it up on Tyler's computer, and came upon a site called "RedTube", and when he watched the videos on there, he was slightly taken aback. I thought it was inappropriate to be nude in the human realm? It was quite an odd ritual for showing love, they almost sounded as if they were in pain. Josh wasn't so sure about this, maybe this was some sort of sacred ritual, perhaps- oh, wait no, there are two guys, ones licking the other's tail, just two- what's that word Tyler uses, bros?- yeah! Just two bros showing affection, perhaps it is okay then! Tyler said humans don't have tails, I'll have to question him about that.
Josh did more research on this subject, learning about this 'sex' ritual, and what humans call 'kissing'. When Tyler came home from work at the record shop, he walked down the hallway of their apartment and opened the door to his room. Josh practically jumped on him, viciously making out with him like he saw in the video. Tyler was in such shock that he froze for a moment until he flushed red and tried to escape from Josh's grasp and started to make muffled yelps. When Josh finally let up they were both gasping for breath, before Tyler could even get a word in Josh dropped to his knees and started to undo Tyler's pants. Tyler quickly grabbed him and pulled him up.
"What are you doing?!"
"I wanted to show you I love you by giving you sex."
"...What?"
"I tried looking up how humans show affection on your computer, I-I thought-"
Tyler was laughing at this point.
"Oh my god Josh, sit down, I gotta explain this to you."
Tyler buttoned up his pants again and sat down next to the confused boy.
"See, sex is something people do when they love each other romantically, like they wanna date and get married and spend the rest of their lives with each other. People don't do that if you love each other platonically, like just friends."
"But, I do want to spend the rest of my life with you."
"I- Josh you don't- I mean you've never exactly socialized with many other people besides me."
"But I still love you, more than any of my own kind or any other human i've ever met."
Tyler didn't exactly know how to respond to that, but after a few moments of silence, Josh got the message.
"Oh, I understand, do you already have a mate, or do you just... not love me back?"
Tyler's eyes widened.
"No no no no no, Josh never! Of course I love you! I don't have a... mate, I just, listen, it's not normal for two males to mate here. Love is meant for a man and woman here, of course a lot of people are accepting of same gender couples, but others aren't. Point is, I'm still just trying to figure myself out, wether I like males or females."
"Well, maybe mating with me will help you figure it out."
Tyler looked up and smiled.
"I think it might, wanna try this again?"
Josh was slightly confused until Tyler began to lean in. It was a much softer kiss this time.
well that was a load a shit
