Hey everybody! My name is Alfred F. Jones, but most people know me as America, THE HERO. I'm sure you also know that my twin brother is Canada and that my dad is England. But, what most people don't know is that I have a lot of kids (even England didn't know about them for a while and it was so funny when he found out, the look on his face man). Oh yeah, when I say a lot, I don't mean like five or whatever, I mean one for everyone of my states plus Washington D.C. That's 51 kids dude!!! Also, Puerto Rico is my foster kid, but honestly I don't think he likes me very much anymore ( I sort of screwed shit up for him), but because I'm a good parent I still try to be his hero like I am for all my other kids. It's hard to be a father to all these kids, but I am the hero, so it works out in the end (Canada says I need help, but don't listen to him he's just a maple hat, hahahahaha).
All my kids are great little shining stars, but like everyone they do have their downsides and can be a little troubled... It's best not to have them all together in the same place, keep them in groups, north with the north, south with the south, east with the east, west with the west, etc. ( I really should have listened to my bro George 'bout the no political party thing... whops)
Um...anyway, I decided that it's about time the world knows more about my awesome kids and our amazing family. So here is this badass novella starring our dope selves! Like any family we have our rough patches and have had our feuds, and I did warn you they can be big trouble. So, I guess it's time for the Kids of America!!
Oh God, I hear them fighting right now about what should go first and what order is the right order, this book is probably gonna end up being so random and disorganized, sorry. Gotta go and break up this fighting before it triggers another civil war, come on Tony we've got work to do.
Bye dudes!!! And God Bless me <3
-Alfred F. Jones, America
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51 Bastards and Counting
FanfictionA story written buy two hardcore Hetalia fangirls about America and all his children, the 50 states, Washington D.C. and Puerto Rico. Join Alfred and his family on all of its ups and downs and learn what it's like to be a TRUE kid of America.
