RiceGum Oneshots

RiceGum X Reader

Ever imagined what it would be like to be in a platonic yet weird sudden romance with the almighty saviour himself RiceGum..?
-AUTHOR'S NOTE-
yes omf I'm doing this. pls enjoy. I have sinned.
Before you get started reading this magnificent oneshot, I would like to cover a few things just so that you guys won't get confused :)

Y/N: Your name. Eg: Sam
E/C: Your eye colour. Eg: Green
H/C: your hair colour. Eg: Blue
This is not gender specific.

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You nervously fiddle with your fingers. Trying to think of a way you could write a love letter to your sweet potato Senpai. It's really not that hard to simply write a letter to someone..

You ponder.. Wondering why your life is such a meme, Why you are writing a letter to this person who might not even be your Senpai, Why you are so nervous that you fiddle your fingers so intensely.. And most importantly why you are even here in the first place.

You look into your front view camera on your phone. You see yourself, with your (e/c) eyes. Messy (h/c) hair. But unexpectedly behind you, you see... RiceGum..?!

You stand up from your chair and look behind you. No one was there. You're probably just imagining things.. You grab your cup of water and splash it on your face, because you think that you're probably still not awake, and you're probably possessed by a demon. Who knows?

Immediately after you splash the water on you face, you feel someone's hands on your shoulders. You turn around to see a familiar face. It was RiceGum.

He laughs at you. "Look at dis dudeee" he says in his soothing voice. so soothing that he could break a window. You laugh at yourself for wasting precious water from the tap. You then proceed to give him the hug of 'friend zoned' knowing that your SENPAI is finally here and all your dreams are about to come true. You sniff his shirt, but he keeps silent and smiles. His shirt smells like the toilets of Chuck E Cheese.

He sniffs your shirt. Wait.. turns out you weren't wearing a shirt!!1!1 you were wearing a SWEATSHIRT~ at that moment RiceGum knew that you were the perfect one for him. Since Sweatshirt was his shizz.

"Y/N Let's run away into the world of memes and get married" RiceGum says. You nod and proceed to bring some bleach just incase you run into 'HERE COMES DAT BOI O SHIT WADDUP'

The end~

I hope you enjoyed this crappy yet cheesy fanfic. Yes. I am lazy. And I'm a terrible writer. Yes. I know.