A/N: So, this is pretty much the same thing. But juicier~ *also! Special thanks to my friends Cassie and Jinx for helping me out , with this one! (thanks cassie for the emotional support lmao XD)
~Michelle
It's the day of your wedding day... You fiddle your fingers, wondering how your sweet potato senpai will think of you in your amazing, and might I just add, EXTRAVAGANT (and very dank) wedding outfit. You can smell the over-spiced tacos burning outside, and hear the dank memes serenading sounds too. It's so beautiful, it makes you cry tears of mountain dew.
The finger fiddling becomes more intense, almost as if you could mash potatoes like the pros on TV. (Do not attempt this at home. Finger fiddling is a very pro, complex, and MLG sport. Only memeful professionals such as yourself in this one-shot can attempt this.)
You're standing outside of the cathedral, waiting for you to walk down the aisle.
Grandma RiceGum complements your appearance, and you reply back with a simple smile. You don't really like Grandma RiceGum, purely because she looks through your secret stash of Jacob Saggytitty "pictures", every night. Kind of creepy, I know... (She looked through my dank memes and found some "interesting" anime pictures... shh! Don't tell anyone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
You suddenly hear the very DRAMATIC music playing loudly and you proceed to get ready to walk down the aisle.
A few moments pass and it's time for you to walk down the aisle. You fiddle your fingers so intensely like you've never fiddled your fingers so intensely ever in your whole entire experiences of the arts of finger fiddling taught by the one and only Pepe.
You walk down the aisle so gracefully, while Afro Gum walks down with you. You then reach the wedding arch at the end of the cathedral, Afro Gum slips a small tear and cries "They grow up so fast.*sniffle*" with unintentional sobs and graceful "moans". He then hands you over to your groom, the sweet potato himself... RiceGum...
"Oh RiceGum senpai~..." you say sniffing his hands while fiddling your fingers at the same time?
*insert dramatic sniffing of the hands here while fiddling the fingers*
"Oh, Y/N... you look so disgusting! Oh ho HO~ It's too beautiful for me to ingest your essence of that long ass forehead of yours, that you could probably write an essay on~" He says in his ever so graceful and soothing voice..
The priest, who is ironically Afro Gum, begins to say the stuff that priests say at weddings...
"Do you accept this weeby weeb to be ever so dearly in your whole entire life?" the priest says...
"I don- haha rip lol 360noscope scrubityscrewbz. I got you hahaha! *coughs* I mean I do!" Your sweet potato senpai, RiceGum says in his soothing voice..
"Now do you, accept this AMAZING AND SUPER COOL AND LOWKEY HOT, Rice lord- or Memelord(if u want to put it that way, I mean there's nothing wrong with that. Unless that is a weird fetish you have...?)- to be apart of your whole entire existence?" The priest once again says.
"I do my sweet potato senpai!~" you say in your most annoyingest voice ever. I mean come on! What the heck is wrong with you? These kids must be stopped!
You now fiddle your fingers as you exchange lolly rings, And wait for the amazing Afro Gum to say those final words.
"Ok... you may now sniff the SHIRTS!1!!!1!" Afro Gum says ever so gracefully!
*shirt sniffing intensifies*
The crowd of fangirls applauses and the memes start to become more intense.
"I love you Y/N... lets run away into the world of memes..." RiceGum says in his EVER SOOO SOOOOTHING VOICE!
You lived happily ever after with your sweet potato senpai Meme/Rice lord in dank paradise and memeland, while sniffing shirts for eternity with much love. You also won the finger fiddling championship and won more Jacob Saggytitty pictures!
A/N: Tune in for part 3! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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