Naruto Boyfriend Scenarios

When They're Hyperactive

Deidara

"-Y/N-! -Y/N-! -Y/N-! Look, I invented a new game!" Deidara yells loudly, juggling blobs of clay with his hands. "Three of these are normal clay and one's gonna explode! Never know which one it is!"
The girl just stares at him with wide eyes, worrying that her boyfriend is going to get hurt if he accidentally drops one in his hyperactive state. Just as she fears, he does let one slip through his grasp and it splashes onto the ground, but to his luck there is no explosion. -Y/N- sighs in relief as her boyfriend just looks down at the mess near his feet with a pouty expression.
"Deidara, sweetie." She speaks softly, walking over to him and taking the clay balls away from him. "Maybe you should drink some water and calm down before you play more... You'll get hurt at this rate."
"Pfft, who? Me? Never!" He grinned widely.
"But what if you drop the one that'll explode?"
The blond leans closer to her, whispering loudly. "It's ok, I cheated. They're all duds."
With a slight twitch of her eye, -Y/N- simply leaves the room, hearing her boyfriend having the time of his life up until there's a loud boom.

Hashirama

"Hey sweetie.... Are you ok?" -Y/N- asks slightly concerned when she sees her boyfriend not being able to sit still.
"Yes! I'm ok!" He yells unusually loud.
Blinking blankly at his goofy grin the young woman slowly sits down next to him, deciding it's best if she helps him with his work. It's not like she has anything else to do anyway,
"Hey, -Y/N-! Guess what!"
She looks at him with a soft smile. "You-"
"Wrong!" He laughs softly turning to face her.
"But I didn't even-"
"Nope, still wrong! I'll tell you." He clears his throat after so rudely interrupting her twice in a row. "You'll never guess who I talked to today!"
"Everyone?" She mumbles, sighing softly when she finally understands what's going on with him.
"Madara! I mean I know he's my best friend and all, but it's so rare that I see him! I was so excited when he said he had a few minutes for me. So I sat with him in my office and then we talked about memories and then we discussed missions and then-"
-Y/N- shakes her head a little, letting her overly active boyfriend prattle on about the happenings of the day while filling out his paperwork for him. Occasionally she'd hum a response or get up to put some files away, but the next half hour mostly consists of him chatting away like a bubbly child in a sugar rush.

Hidan

"I'm so excited!!" Hidan cries loudly, transforming into his death form.
-Y/N- always enjoys watching his body color change in the midst of a battle, but today is a little different. He's been on a major killing spree, laughing hysterically the entire time and dragging her from village to village periodically reminding her just how excited he is about everything.
She can only watch with a blank expression as her boyfriend rushes off into the town center, slashing and cutting everyone down that stood in his path. The akatsuki have never been fond of drawing too much attention to themselves, but this little spectacle is sure to spread word rather quickly.
She sits down on a hill, towering over the small village and her eyes glaze over as she gets lost in thought. Occasionally one can see Hidan jumping into the air from behind a building, still yelling and shouting in between laughing like a drugged up maniac.
"This is awesome! Jashin will be proud of me! Here come a thousand more sacrifices for you, my lord!"
With a soft groan -Y/N- lies down in the grass, tuning out the screams of the villagers and ninja falling victim to her bat crap crazy boyfriend, jacked up on a few dozen cups of coffee too much.

Itachi

-Y/N- enters the bedroom of her boyfriend, looking around with a curious look. There's empty pots and cups that smell of green tea and coffee, but no Itachi. She calls out his name, but there is no proper reply, just a strange shuffling sound coming from the closet. Dreading the worst, she still approaches it and pulls the doors open. The Raven haired man is standing stiff like a board, staring at her.
"Itachi, what are you doing hiding in your closet?"
The man gasps. "You can see me?!"
"Uhm... Yeah? Why wouldn't I-"
Before she can finish her sentence, the Uchiha breaks apart into a murder of crows and flies underneath his bed, collecting himself again there and peeking out at his girlfriend with a sly look.
"Itachi... I can still see you."
"Damn!" He curses and repeated the process, this time 'hiding' behind the door.
-Y/N- decides that she'll humor him and play along. "Oh no! I can't see you anymore! Where did you go?"
A smile creeps onto her lips at the playfulness of her hyperactive boyfriend, peering at her from his cover.
"Silly -Y/N-." He speaks up, stepping out of his hiding spot. "You need glasses if you can't see me."
-Y/N- cocks an eyebrow as she watches her boyfriend casually leave the room with the same stoic expression she's used to, as if nothing had happened.