"I want Patrick To shove his fedora up my ass." -Patrick Stump 2015
"I want to fuck Andy while he's lifting weights."- Andy Hurley 2015
"I get such a lady boner...SWIG...for Pete's n-new blonde hair."-Pete Wentz 2015
"I'm trohmosexual. (Sexually attracted to Joeseph Trohman)."-Joe Trohman 2015
"Centuries, Patrick is ridiculously hot. I'd let him pin me against a wall and put bruises on my thighs like his fingerprints."- Patrick Stump 2015 (;
"I wanna fuck Petes tattoos when he's sad."-Pete Wentz 2015 <'3
"I get off whenever I type Joe Trohman as Joe Troham. Joe would be hot with ham for hands."- Joe Trohman 2015
"Patrick speaking French is just like, wow fuck me right now."-Patrick Stump 2015
*phone rings* "That's them.*laughs*"-Patrick Stump 2015