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Evan: yoyyoyoyoyoyyoyo

Tyler: yooyoyyoyoyoyoyoyo

Evan: u and Craig wanna play some more zambies or something?

Tyler: sure! you two really seemed to get along gr8

Evan: yee! hes a cool dude :^)

Tyler: aint he? im so lucky to have him :')

Evan: honestly you two are #goals

Tyler: tru XD

Evan: XD

Evan: i wish i had someone ;-;

Tyler: aw im sorry :^(

Tyler: dont worry, someones bound to scoop you up sooner or later :^)

Evan: im glad you believe that cuz i dont XD

Tyler: aww dont think like that dude. it took me 17 years to find Craig

Evan: that makes you sound like ur 100 years old XD

Tyler: cuz im secretly 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Evan: o?

Evan: so ive been talking to an old pervert this whole time instead of a 17 year old boy?

Tyler: yes

Evan: AAAAAAAA STRANGER DANGER. STRANGER DANGER JGMDJDANZIXJD

Tyler: HEEHEEHEEE CMERE LITTLE BOI

Evan: NEVER GET AWAY AAAAAAAAAA

Tyler: COME AND SEE MY COZY BASEMENT

Evan: NOOOOOO. IM TELLING CRAIG ON U

Tyler: WAIT NO DONT

Tyler: PLZ

Evan: TOO LATE. I ALREADY TOLD HIM

Tyler: nOOOOOoOO

Evan: HAHAHAHAA THATA WHAT U GET FOR BEING A PERVERT

Tyler: THATA

Evan: LISTEN HERE BUDDY,,,,,,,,

Tyler: IM LISTEN

Tyler: 👂👂👂👂👂👂

Evan: *farts in your ear*

Tyler: eWWWWWWW WHYYYYYYYYYY

Evan: HAHAHA >:^)

Tyler: im ded. u killed me x_x

Evan: goode

Tyler: ;^(

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