Dont cry over spilled apple juice! A kindergartenstuck fanfic

Glub is a bad wword.

Eridan sat on the swing sighing as he watched his usual playmate, Feferi play tag with Nepeta and Karkat.

"Hey, Fef... Do you wwanna play wwith me now?" Eridan called out to her but she acted as if she didn't hear. "Guess not.." He mumbled and looked down at his feet, which were disturbing the sand below them as he swung back and forth.

"Why don't mew Purrlay with us, Eridan?" Nepeta asked, ignoring Karkats angry look of protest.

"Okay.." Eridan replied very depressed like and pulled himself out of the swing and trudged over to the other three.

"YOUR IT!!!!!!" Karkat quickly yelled, taking advantage of Eridans depressed mood and sprinted off into the other direction, taking Nepeta by the arm and dragging her with him as he went.

"Oh wwhat!?" Eridan looked around for help on what to do.

"Try and catch us, silly!" Feferi giggled and told him before running off. Eridan chased after her and after a while lost track of where she went.

"Ummmm." Eridan looked under the slide, then by the swings again. He heard muffled giggling right above him. He looked up into the tree to see all three of the toddlers on the highest branch they ciuld reach.

"Hey! I cant climb up there!" Eridan called up and crossed his arms.

"You haven't even fucking tried yet!" Karkat yelled down at him.

"Yeah, come on, mew can do it~!" Nepeta encouraged and Feferi nodded in encouragement as well. Eridan soon gave up and started up the tree. His scarf fell off and a couple of his rings too.

"Shoot..." he mumbled.

"DONT WEAR SO MANY CLOTHES, MORON." Karkat rolled his eyes.

"Hey!" Eridan said and let go to try and reach up to Karkat but slipped and fell.

"Glub..." Feferi mumbled. Eridan no longer was worried about the pain in his lower back because he was too busy looking wide eyed at Feferi.

"What?" she asked and shrugged.

"You said a bad wword, Fef!" Eridan squealed and pointed at her.

"No I didn't!!" she protested.

"Yes you did!! Glub is a bad wword!!!" Eridan told her again.

"Is not!"

"Is too"

"is not!"

"WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP." Karkat yelled and Nepeta scolded him for dirty language again.

"My mother says it all the time." Feferi said and crossed her arms.

"Sometimes Mommies and daddies say bad things." Nepeta piped up.

"Yeah. And glub is one of them!" Eridan said again.

"IT IS NOT!!" Feferi screamed, ready to throw a tantrum when she slipped and fell out of the tree, only to fall on top of Eridan.

"GLUB!!" Eridan yelped and Feferi stared at him.

"I DIDNT SAY IT!!!

"DID TOO!"

"DID NOT!!"