One Shots

Ryan Reynolds: based on the song E.T. by Katy Perry

(this one might be a little different since I don't know much about the actor of DEADPOOL but hey... Whatever I'll try my best let me know if I screw something up please.)

Ryan Reynolds

it's nine in the morning and you head downstairs to make breakfast. Turning on your stereo you out on replay the song E.t by Katy Perry. You're not a big fan of her but this song fricken rocks. You begin to whisk the eggs but end up using the wise as a microphone and start lip sinking, " kiss me k-k-kiss me, infect me with your love and infect me with your poison. Take me t-t-take me, wanna be your victim ready for abduction." Just then a knock on the door brings you back to reality. You quickly toss the which back in the pancake batter and awkwardly shuffle to the door.
" Coming!" You holler. you crack open the door and see Ryan standing outside.
" Katy Perry? Really?" He asks.
You roll you eyes and smirk, " it's a good song shut up." Letting him in you ask if he wants breakfast and he denies.
" Nah I already had Denys this Mornin." He says, making himself comfortable on your couch. You sigh and go back to making breakfast. Ryan puts on the tv and tries to block out the music playing. You finish and look over to see Ryan bobbing his head along with the song. You snicker and lean next to his ear, " I thought this was a sucky song because it's sung by a sucky singer?" You protest. Ryan turns to look at you and grins slightly.
" I guess it's not that bad." He says playfully. You snicker and sit next to him, eating your breakfast.
" You sure you don't want any?" You say, sliding the plate his way.
He sighs and hesitates before grabbing a flapjack. You two watch tv while jamming out to E.t. Over and over. Before you know it the plate is empty.
" Damn, no more." Ryan says flirting with you. Smirking you say you can make more but he denies.
" Oh come on, just a few more wouldn't kill." You say, flirting back. headed towards the kitchen you hear Ryan say, " I don't have any idea what you think flirting is but you suck at it." He jokes.
you open your mouth and "take offense". Ryan burst out laughing.
" Says you! ' oh I went to Denys this morning,' ' oh sure I'll take one,' ' oh no this song doesn't suck cause you listen to it,'." You mock.
Ryan looses it and barely manages to shut off the tv. You laugh at his foolishness and help him control himself.
he holds your hand and pushes himself back up on the couch.
" Thanks (y/n)." he says
" No problem."
He stops laughing and slowly locks eyes with you. Mindlessly you position yourself into his lap. You've both had a crush on each other since you've moved into the apartment building three years ago but no one has the guts to say anything. It was just awkward flirting and the hanging out at each other's apartments. But now you two are locking lips on a Sunday morning. Who knew this would happen. He reaches his hands down your shorts and grips your butt. He pulls you closer to him as you wrap you arms and his neck. Your lips lock over and over again. You side his shirt off and he unbuckles his belt. Ryan trails his hands up your back to unhook your bra. He slides it out from under your shirt and pulls your shirt to your abdomen. Lying down on the couch he straddles your hips and kisses at your neck and collar bone. You grown slightly and grip his back rubbing it up and down.
" Ryan you know I've always liked you right?" You ask
he shifts down to his forearms and kisses your chest, grinding against you.
" Yes (y/n), because I have too." He says, sliding off his pants. he comes back to you and slides his tongue into your mouth. You grip his nape and feel his stiff cock side inside of you. You gasp and hold a deep breath, eventually letting it out slowly. His thrust match the beat of the song making them slow and hard. He pushes harder and harder as the song fades out and pauses for a slight moment. His breath mixes with yours, driving you crazy. He reaches up and grips the couch arm. You grab his butt and go into unison as he pushes further and further. Just then he takes a deep breath and gives one last push. Your body goes lax and you relax as Ryan keeps thrusting forward till he too relaxes. You two lie motionless on the couch chuckling and panting.
" Well that was interesting." You say casually.
Ryan chuckles and agrees