One Shots

Robert Downey JR. Based on the song you dont own me by grace.

A/N: hes old. He's kinda hot. And he's married. And he has kids. Hell I think grandkids idk. But here, in our messed up fan girl minds... He's a hot af man that is at a party your friend invited you to after your divorce with a previous husband.
The songs kinda sucky but whatever it works.

" Come on y/n it's been hours let's go!" Your younger friend hollers down the hallway to you.
You take a deep breath and turn up the music, trying to block her out. You just divorced your husband less than a few months ago. Now your friend had been taking forever to get you back in the swing of things she didn't care how or when or any of that. You so weren't ready for this, or so you thought.
" I don't think I should go."
Suddenly a fist comes pounding in the door and you turn down the music so you could hear the woman talk.
" You're not missing this I'm pretty sure RDJ is gonna be there. For fucks sake y/n he's a millionaire! You have been out of the game way too long. Your ex husband has already moved on. Twice!"
You sigh and glance into the mirror one last time. Biting you bitten lip you glance up and down your body. Your friend had given you a small red dress that hugged your body perfectly and a set of black heels that were stellar. Of course they were hers but still, they fit like a glove on you. A defeated sigh sounds from outside the door and a quiet groan, " Fine. Make sure you return my dress and shoes tomorrow okay?"
Before your friend leaves you apply another coat of lipstick and open the door. She stares at you in shock and smirks devilishly.
" What?" You ask
" You look like a hot soccer mom." She scoffs
You glare at her and roll your eyes, " Is that an old person joke?"
She laughs and trails behind you as you kea e your house. The cabby that picked you up took you all the way across town to a giant elegant looking building with a red carpet and bright lights surrounding it. A few people had cameras and were taking pictures and trying to squeeze in some sorts of interviews of anyone who was standing in line, and oh lord the line. The line seemed to never end. Luckily your friend had gotten you both VIP tickets to get into the building. When you asked her where she got them she just said she had sources. Whatever that meant.
She takes your hand and leads you behind her into the giant building past paparazzi and news reporters. Suddenly everyone who was randomly clamoring seemed to silent for a split second before all the girls screamed and the cameras flashed brighter than before. It was him. Your friend tugged on your small purse slightly and quietly squeaked with a bright smile. You just watched in awe as the man stepped out of his black Lamborghini and smiled a charming smile to everyone. He seemed to enjoy the attention as he took it all in. Must've had a huge ego. His hair was a soft brunette color and was styled back but still so soft and slightly puffy looking. His facial hair was a signature design, his facial hair along his jaw was shaved thinly into a line along his lower jaw, leaving a small bit around his mouth and in his chin. He sure was dashing and charming, but a serious attention hog. Why had your friend suggested this guy to you. He lifted his shades and he locked his brown eyes with your (e/c) eyes. Something pinged in your heart and a small fire lite in your belly. That's a feeling you haven't felt in a while. He kept eye contact as he walked past you, brushing his hand against yours, and went into the building. You shook your head and rubbed your nose bridge. This can't be happening.
" Oohhh he's so into you y/n." Your friend squeaked.
You tried to suppress a chuckle and smile as you pushed out the words, " I need a drink." Out of your mouth. You wandered into the building and soon found the bar. A sophisticated party it was. A lot of very wealthy people. Pulling out a bar stool you tell the bar keep a shot of whiskey.
" Make that two. Or maybe twenty. Just keep 'em coming." A mans voice startles you and you look to your right to see him.
He flashes a charming smile and the bartender hands you both a drink.
" Robert jr. nice to meet you." He says, extending a hand.
You raise a judging eyebrow and look him over, " Y/n." You say cautiously
Robert chuckles and takes his whiskey shot in one gulp, ordering another.
" Judging a millionaire are you?" He asks dryly
You scoff and smirk, " Yup. Got a problem."
Robert takes another shot and faces you directly, removing his sunglasses he has placed back on his face to stare into your eyes.
" Yes I do it's at your house in your bedroom on your bed. Deal?"
Your mouth opens in shock and You act like you would never in a thousand years, " I beg your pardon sir but I happen to be-"
" Divorced and looking for sex?" He finished, glancing around then back at you with the sassiest expression you've ever seen.
You hesitate, " How did you know that I was divorced?"
" Well since that every man around here has a woman or two attached to him by the hip, and you're over here, by yourself not to mention, drinking and trying to decline the only other single person at this party." He stopped short and smiled daringly at you.
You pressed your thighs together and licked your lips, damn he was seriously getting under your skin. In a good way though. Robert notices your body behavior and smirks to himself. " And that right there answers your second half."
You stand from your stool and lean into his ear, " If you so as hurt me in anyway and I mean anyway I will find a way to ruin you do I make myself clear."
Robert slightly jumps at your sudden sternness and his eyes widen. All he can do is nod his head and smirk.
You head for the door and a black car drives uo in front of you. You glance back to see Robert giving you a thumbs up. You get into the car and the uber driver glances back at you.
" Where to miss?"
" My house, (house address)."
And with that he was on his way. Once you got home there was a vehicle parked in your drive way. You didn't recognize the car so you hoped to God it was Robert.
You opened your front door and peaked inside. Your stereo was blaring and a card was in the middle of the hallway to your bedroom. Picking it up you read it,

Two shots? Maybe twenty? Or more...

With a smirk you tuck the card into your bra and leave a trail of clothing down the hall to you bedroom where Robert was lying on the bed quite comfy. He glanced down at you and smirked.
" Took you long enough. Started to think I had the wrong house."
You smirk and slowly crawl on top of Robert, he instantly reacts and his hands find your body. They slide from your shoulders down your sides to the curves of your ass and he plants a kiss on you lips. Not needy but somewhat force and soft. You return the kiss with twice the eagerness and Robert groans into it. You feel his now hard member poke your belly and a fire instantly ignites in the pit of your gut. You moan softly as he slips his hands past your underwear and cups your ass. Suddenly he pulls your hips close to him and flips you on your back. You slam into the bed and smile at him. He returns the same smile and bites your neck. You moan softly and he chuckles into your neck.
Sliding off his boxers he reviles his perfect cock. You lick you lips and he begins to kiss your belly, trailing lower and pulling your underwear off with his teeth. You groan as he trails back up and places a small kiss of your clit before heading the rest of the way up. He pulls you close again and turns over so your on top and straddling him. He grips your hips as you take a deep breath and slide down over him. He leans his head back and groans in pleasure.
" It's been a while huh?" You tease
Robert chuckles and moans," Says you."
You chuckle and quicken you pace. By the time you almost reach your climax he pulled you down closer to him and you gasp as your gspot rubs perfectly against him. A loud moan escapes your lips as you both reach release together. You roll off of Robert and pant, " That was interesting."
Robert chuckles and agrees

Sorry guys I wrote this kinda late at night and wanted to get it over with so the ending kinda sucks.i didn't edit it either so I'll do that soon