Not apart of the story, but here it goes.
I was only 20 years old I loved Pyro so much, I watched all his videos I pray to Pyro every night before bed, thanking him for the videos i've been given "Pyro is love" I say, "Pyrocynical is life" My daddy hears me and calls me fake and gay I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Pyrocynical I called him a faggot He rages and leaves the room I'm crying now that people can be so stupid I sit next to my PC and it's really hot Something is moving towards me I feel something touch me It's Pyro I'm so happy He whispers in my ear, "give me a small loan of a million dollars" He grabs me with his powerful hands I'm ready I open my wallet He starts taking out money It hurts but I do it for Pyro I can feel my dollars flying away I try to resist the urge I want to please Pyro He roars a mighty roar as he fills me My roommate walks in Pyro looks him straight in the eye and says "It's just a prank bro" Pyro jumps out through my window Pyrocynical is love, Pyrocynical is LIFE.
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Cringecynical {a PyrocynicalXReader} m8
FanfictionOne day you were scrolling on YouTube cuz you were bored Asf then you stumbled upon a youtuber named "pyrocynical" which sounded like a type of medicine for tumors. But you found him on Twitter too and he seemed like a chill dude so you followed hi...
