Warrior Cat Randomness

FRENCHFRIES {part 1}

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Cinderheart: hey Lionblaze! I got something to tell you can we go for a walk and talk?

Lionblaze: French Fries!

Cinderheart: errr... What's a French fry?

Lionblaze: French Fries!

Cinderheart: Lionblaze? Are you okay? Wait what am I saying you're never okay

Lionblaze: French Fries!

Cinderheart: ...

Lionblaze: French Fries!

Cinderheart: ...

Lionblaze: French Fries!

Cinderheart: ...

Lionblaze: French Fries!

Cinderheart: Firestar... Umm... Come fix your grandson

Firestar: I'm no medi cat! No way!

Cinderheart: Leafpool... Your son is going insane

Leafpool: yeah he always has been insane I'm not helping

Lionblaze: French Fries!

Cinderheart: Jayfeather your bro-

Lionblaze: French Fries!

Cinderheart: UGH! Jayfeather your bro-

Lionnblaze: French Fries!

Cinderheart: SHUT UP. Jayfeather your bro-

Lionblaze: French Fries!

Cinderheart: Jayfeather your bro

Lionblaze: French Fries!

Cinderheart: Jay Jay your Bro Bro is going Mental Mental

Lionblaze: French Fries!

Jayfeather: I'm not helping him!

Cinderheart: FINE cmon Lionblaze *steers him toward the forest*

Lionblaze: French Fries!

Cinderheart: Shut up and start walking...

Lionblaze: French Fries!

I looooonnnnnnggggg time later, at the lakeside...

Cinderheart: we finally made it!

Lionblaze: French Fries!

Cinderheart: okay Lionblaze I get it now i have something to tell you

Lionblaze: French Fries!

Cinderheart: *blurts* I'm expecting kits!

Lionblaze: *snaps out of it* omsc Cinderpaw! Seriously??? With who? Aren't you too young to be a queen?
Should I tell someone? Heatherpaw!! I'll go get Heatherpaw!

Cinderheart: *facepaw* no Lionblaze... Wait why did you call me Cinderpaw and why are you getting Heatherpaw of WindClan

Lionblaze: because we are apprentices...? Why else? Oh and uh Heatherpaw uh

Cinderheart: were you secretly meeting with her as an apprentice?

Lionblaze: um well yeah I've been meeting with her but um idk she's just a friend...

Cinderheart: WAIT YOU TWO TIMER oh yep your an apprentice you didn't like me then

Lionblaze: what? Did I time travel? Omsc and you're my mate HEATHERPAW! HEATHER-

Cinderheart: Heathertail... And why are you calling her

Lionblaze: cuz she's Bae! HEATHERTAIL!!! Oh Heathertail!!!!!

Heathertail: *grumpily* what? I was tending to my kits you mousebrain...

Lionblaze: *goes pale* are they mine?

Heathertail: no omsc no why would they be yours

Lionblaze: oh cuz I time traveled Heatherpaw- errr- tail

Heathertail: oh so you don't know that YOU broke up with me?

Lionblaze: nope

Heathertail: or that I took a mate in WindClan?

Lionblaze: nope

Cinderheart: AND he doesn't know that I'm his mate and I'm carrying his kits

Lionblaze: nope WAIT WUT THEYRE MINE

Cinderheart: yep

Lionblaze: OMSC CINDERPAW I DIDNT KNOW I WAS THAT MUCH OF A BAD BOY

To be continued........