Warrior Cat Randomness

This is what happens when a cat studys Biology

Jayfeather & Hollyleaf are walking through the woods...

Jayfeather: *acorn falls on his head and knocks him out*

Hollyleaf: *picks up acorn* hmmm... This is a white oak acorn, a Quercus alba, the type of acorn that most animals like to eat, because they taste better than the red oak, Quercus rubra, acorns. It was thrown by a... *sniffs acorn* a squirrel. A red squirrel, to be exact. A Sciurus vulgaris, as it's Latin name goes.

Jayfeather: *wakes up* what happened?

Hollyleaf: You were hit on the head by a white oak acorn, a Quercus alba, the type of acorn that most animals like to eat, because they taste better than the red oak, Quercus rubra, acorns. It was thrown by a squirrel. A red squirrel, to be exact. A Sciurus vulgaris, as it's Latin name goes.

Jayfeather: uhhhh.... K than.... You could of just said it was raining acorns...

Hollyleaf: okay! ITS RAINING ACORNS WERE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE THE ACORNS ARE Quercus rubra ACORNS HALLPPP

Jayfeather: *facepaw*