Warrior Cat Randomness

Take 5... Action!!!!!

Hey! It's INOTCRAZY here! Can you see the shark in the random picture? Look closely! Well, you can see it well, but it's... Well, never mind. Continue with da story thing.

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Ashfur: Thanks so much for reading this book and-

Squirrelflight: Welcomer than welcome can ever welcome welcome into its welcoming home which welcomed better than any welcoming home that welcomes any welcomer that loves to welcome

Ashfur:Ooooohhhhhkaaaaayyyyy.......
But I wasn't talking to you...

Squirrelflight: You okay like an okayer at an okaying featival where you okay until okay judges decide "okay" so the okayer can okay on and get an okay prize for okaying

Ashfur: Okay. Now can I finish?!?!?

Squirrelflight: C'mon! That was a small okay! The okay judges would never "okay" that okay which okayed like an okayer that okays just to okay with other okayers around them

Ashfur: *sees Brambleclaw and runs to him* *grabs Brambleclaw* HELP ME YOUR MATE IS FREAKING ME OUT NOW IM GLAD SHE DIDNT CHOOSE ME

Squirrelflight: You look at Brambleclaw  like Brambleclaw  can Brambleclaw his way out of any Brambleclaw like a Brambleclaw

Ashfur: *stares at Brambleclaw with puppy dog eyes* When is this going to end?????

Firestar: Sorry, Ashfur, Squirrelflight just fell in a stream and apparently she's like one of those two-leg robots (cuz cats TOTALLY know what those are) she malfunctions when she gets wet

Ashfur: Ah. Thanks Firestar. BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE HER STOP!

Squirrelflight: HA HA HA HA HA... Oh look, a butterfly!

Firestar: And, she's back

Ashfur: No duh, Mr. Obvious

Firestar: how do I survive in this clan?

Ashfur: Ya just do, tom. (Instead of man)

Squirrelflight: Kk I'm not wet anymore. Good old sunshine is great! Oh look, the butterfly is back! GET OVER HERE MR. BUTTERFLY! OR I'LL COME GET  YOU!

Brambleclaw: Ok yeah sure that's SO like Squirrelflight.... NOT! What did you do to her, Firestar?!?!?

Firestar: Nothing, nothing! *mumbles* I may have pushed her in a river 'cause she was being a brat, I mean, I am her father.....

Ashfur: Well, anyway..... Yeah, I forgot what I was going to say to the cats reading this book so..... (Even though it's the afternoon) Goodnight everybody! *walks out of the camp while the show lights go off*

Dustpelt: CUT! No, no, and no. Squirrelflight, you were great, Firestar, you too, and Ashfur-

Brambleclaw: WAIT WHAT?!? You were filming?!?!? But but but my fur is a mess!!!!!

Dustpelt: Yeah! That's why I called cut! BRAMBLECLAW, you're fired.

Brambleclaw: When did you even hire me?!?

Dustpelt: Just go. Briarlight, I'm gonna need someone to act as Brambleclaw. Go find someone. Now.

Briarlight: and you expect ME to get him?!?! Have you SEEN me?!?