Undertale X Reader Oneshots (Or More If Requested)

PAPYTON!!!!! Papyrus x Mettaton

Drawing by me. It's horribly colored because the colored pencils I was using were really old and chalky. But oh well, I like it.

Requested by MarshmallowWrites

Mettaton sat gazing around the skeleton's home. They had invited him to dinner and the skeleton brothers were in the kitchen preparing the meal.

Hearing a small commotion in the kitchen, Mettaton stood up and crept over and placed his ear to the door.

"As I was saying Sans, he is amazing! I love him so much! All I have to do is think about him and my stomach flutters!!!" Papyrus said loudly.

"Wow. That cool. Why don't you tell him, bro?" Sans asked, almost not paying attention to Papyrus,

"But I can't brother! You see-" The rest was cut off when papyrus dropped the plate of spaghetti he was carrying.

Dropping to his knees, papyrus gathered some spaghetti in his arms and looked to the heavens.

"WHYYYYYY IT WAS SOOO YOUNGE?!!!!! AND SO DELICIOUS!!"

"HEAVENt we been through enough drama?" Sans grinned cheekily at Papyrus on the floor, who glared back at him.

"This is not the time for puns brother!"

"Yeah, cause someone's eves DROPPING."

Mettaton ran back to the couch and acted non suspicious, grabbed a magazine and flipped to a random page, pretending to read. He couldn't help but think that Papyrus was in love with him. How adorable! Papyrus was a cutie and not to mention Mettaton had his eye on him for a long time.
(Sans: don't you mean EYESOCKET? XD
Dark: shudup Sans. That was horrible XD.
Sans: yeah I know, but TIBIA honest with ya, I'd be FIBIAn if I said I didn't put enough BACKBONE into it XD.
Dark: ok I'm done.)

It made Mettaton's gears turn just thinking about him and Papyrus dating. Just then, Papyrus walked in with a plate of spaghetti.

"Hello Mettaton! How is you night going? I hope your enjoying your stay here!" He said smiling.

"Yes of course Papy, dear. Why wouldn't I?" Mettaton said, adding 'dear' to Papyrus's name to see his reaction.

Papyrus's face flushed for a moment as he handed Mettaton a plate full of spaghetti.

"Here Mettaton... I made this for you..." He said, suddenly very shy.

'Awwwe. He so cute when he's embarrassed' Mettaton thought to himself.

Papyrus sat down in a chair across from Mettaton and started to eat his spaghetti.

"M-Mettaton? May I ask you a question?"

"Why of course, darling."

"H-have you heard o-of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?" Papyrus asked shyly.

'Oh god.'

"Yes... Yes I have .  .  ."

"Well... I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! I MEAN HE'S A FLYING PLATE OF SPAGHETTI FOR PETES SAKE!!" Papyrus confessed.

'So he wasn't talking about me in there?' Mettaton thought sadly.

"Oh... I see. Well then. Would you like to go on a date with me instead, darling?" Mettaton asked.

"WOWIE!! REALLY METTATON? WHO COULD DENY THAT?! YES METTATON I WOULD LOVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!!"

'Well, that went well.'

Mettaton smiled.

"Well, for our first date, let's take it upstairs. (There's you suggestive part Marshmallow,  wink wink)" Mettaton winked at papyrus who immediately blushed a deep orange color and followed Mettaton upstairs.