My perfect Family
I'm Nalé , 6 years old. I have 5 girl siblings. My dad is a science Nerd and my mom is a prostitute but mom said we should call her a prosecutor just to make life sound a little friendly.
Every Friday , my family and I love to play game night. My mom is very good at hide & seek ... Whenever she's hiding and we are seeking , she disappears for 2 day. Mostly when she returns , my siblings and I suddenly have a new uncle.
Unfortunately our new uncle stays for one night in mom's bedroom while Dad sleeps with us at the basement. For that one night , nobody really gets some sleep because Mom and Uncle are constantly busy putting a cylinder inside mom and makes them both scream very loud.
9 months later my mom shits out our little uncle that mom prosecuted nine months before. We then take out little uncle and stuff him up like a Thanksgiving turkey.
Situations differ if our little uncle is a female. Mom says a female uncle sure knows how to raise a cock.... Dad. My dad is kidnapped by mom but mom prefers " borrowing forever " .. She say that dad needs to find a cure for HIV which is Holy International Vagina. ... .
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❤ Sorry for this longass crazy essay-ish. But I think I should write a book title " seventh Essay " and its gonna have such longass zany essays.
Plz comment on whether making this book would be a great idea or not. I'd love ur opinion. ❤
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Seventh Funny Letter ⑦
HumorFunny, but not funnier than knowing how Stupid u get wen u read without understand.
