EXO ONE SHOTS

EXO Scenarios 3

Author’s Note:

Hello! Annyeong! Kamusta? ^_^

I made another EXO Scenarios and I dedicate this to: dizcutecrazygirl

SUHO ONE SHOT is on the EXTERNAL LINK! Hope you like it guys! ^^

Xoxo, pau

 

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EXO in a job interview...

Interviewer: So tell me, what brings you to our company?

Suho: Well I am here because I am the SON OF THE PRESIDENT and I'm evaluating your performance in MY company.

Interviewer: Oh I'm sorry.Good Morning Sir. >_<

 

Interviewer: You want to be a call center agent?

Kris: Ayt.

Interviewer: Well then. Let's try...supposing I am going to call the customer service and you'll be the one to answer it.

Interviewer: *picks up an imaginary telephone* *Kring. Kring*

Kris: *picks up his imaginary telephone* Hi Babe, This is Kris! Kris. If you miss your call it's not my fault!

Interviewer: (O_o)7

Interviewer: Do you want to be in this company?

Baekhyun: Yes! I really want to be in this company but...

Interviewer: But what, Mr. Byun Bacon?

Baekhyun: MY NAME IS NOT BACOOOON! *brings out his eyeliner & draw on the interviewer's face*

Interviewer: I'm sorry Mr. ZiTao but I think you're not qualified...

Tao: What did you say, maam? *sinister glare* *brings out his wushu stick*

Interviewer: I guess we can reconsider your application...hehehe.

Tao: Good or else you'll buy me Gucci!

Interviewer: Mr. Kim Min Seok, what is your specialty?

Xiumin: *nom nom nom* Isn't it obvious, maam? *nom nom nom*

Interviewer: Besides eating...

Xiumin: this maam! *bat his eyelashes* *aegyo poses* *puff his cheeks*

Interviewer: *literally crying because of envy* are you really 24 yrs. old? So unfair!

Interviewer: I'm sorry, you're not hired.

Chen: Haha, that's a nice joke maam!

Interviewer: I'm serious Mr. Kim Jong Dae...

Chen: You can't troll me! Haha!