EXO ONE SHOTS

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF EXO-M'S DUIZHANG KRIS

Author’s Note:

Since I already posted Suho’s life as a leader, might as well reveal Kris’ ways of dealing with the rest of EXO-M! (Fan made). I’ll be posting a lot more! I have a CHEN (oh yeah!), XIUMIN, LUHAN, CHANYEOL and KYUNGSOO coming up!

But for now, enjoy this one. ;)

xoxo,pau

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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF EXO-M’S DUIZHANG KRIS

 

*ssshhhhhhshhhhshhhhshhhhshhhhh*

Someone’s inside the bathroom...

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It’s EXO-M’s duizhang, Kris.

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No, he’s not peeing. He’s taking a bath.

Kris: *singing random lyrics and tunes* “I’m so handsome...freakin’ handsome.

 My eyes are pretty, my chin is...

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lo

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lovely. I’m so haaaandsome.”

*someone knocks the door*

XIUMIN: “AISH! KRIS! I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!”

*Kris pretended not to hear*

XIUMIN: “HEY GIANT, I AM OLDER THAN YOU!”

*door suddenly opens*

 

KRIS: “but I’m way taller, hyung.”

*Xiumin pushed him aside and went inside the bathroom*

*Kris went at the living room*

 

LUHAN: “hey, are bullying Xiumin?” *strikes a manly pose* *pout*

 

KRIS: “I’m not Lu-ge. I’m sorry.”