Anyone know this shit as a kid?
Someone once told me the world was macaroni so I took a big bite out of a tree
It tasted kinda funky so I through it at a monkey and the monkey started cussing at me
The monkey started coming so I just started running
Right into a macaroni tree
Another version is:
Somebody once told me the world is macaroni, so i took a bite out of a tree.
But it tasted kinda funky so i spit it at a monkey and the monkey started cussing at me...
1000 years later the monkey is Darth Vader and he threw his light saber at me.
But it missed by a meter and it hit Justin Beiber.
Or:
Someone once told me the world was Macaroni, so i took a bight out of a tree.
It tasted kinda funky so i spit it on a monkey , and the monkey spit it back on me.
1000 years later it turned into Darth Vader and threw his light saber at me,
it missed by a mile and killed my friend Kyle
Or:
Somebody once told me the world was Macaroni, so I took a big bight out of a tree. It tasted kinda funky so i spit it at a monkey, and the money started cursing at me, 5 days later my mom went into labor and shot me with a tazer. A couple hours later I went to go shopping and saw a hairy cop and he asked me why am I dizzy?
Or:
Somebody once told me the world is Macaroni, so I took a bite out of a tree. It tasted kinda funky so i spit it at a monkey, and the monkey started cussing at me. 1000 years later it turned into Darth Vader, and he thew his light saber at me. But it missed me by a mile and it hit the ginger Kyle. Now Kyle is history..
(I'm not asking who Kyle is or how I met him)
