Okay, so does anyone else find themselves saying things over a message that they'd never say in a face-to-face conversation? Or at least not as frequently as they do in a text.
I have so many things like this it's actually weird.
1. ASJSIDNSWIDBWODBAKANSUAS.
-> Das right y'all, I (unlike most normal people) can not randomly spew letters while in a face-to-face conversation.
2. Das/Dat/Bruh/Dude
-> I say these way too much over the phone. Like, an entire message may consist of me saying "Bruh" or "Dude" at varying lengths.
3. *insert any sort of emoji here*
-> I am a very ungifted human being, and find myself unable to bring "Laughy face" into a conversation without earning some very worried looks from my friends.
4. *Some sort of action*
-> For example *falls over*. I add random actions to my text conversations to add humour to them. If a (group)chat starts getting slow, I'll casually insert something like *is a tree* into it, just to get conversation started again. Unfortunately I am unable to actually become a tree, so I don't do this in face-to-face conversations.
5. Those funky face things made out of punctuation marks.
-> E.g ～(^з^)-.
Poor, average human being as I am, I am forced to resort to actually making these faces.
An exception to this rule of not using in real life, is the word "lol" which I actually use more in real life then over text.
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