Blame it on Tsuru

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"MERO MERO MELLOOWW" shouts Hancock

Mihawk stands quietly eyes shut as the heart-shaped rays comes towards him

" HAWKY NOOOooo " yells shanks

At the last second Mihawk opens his eyes and stares into Hancock, who starts getting a bit nervous, however she maintains her posture

" MIHAWK WE ARE BROS, WE KNOWN EACH-OTHER SINCE DAY 1, WE ARE PRACTICALLY MARRIED!!!! " shanks yells dramatically

" HMph back in my day it was damn easier " sengoku whispers to Garp

" oh yeah, just tell em you love em and your done " replies Garp

The two grown men snicker.

The rays go through Mihawk, he did not turn into stone ((( sorry to those Mihawk x Hancock shippers but don't worry. This fanfic isn't turning into another nisekoi after it's FINALLY ended )))

Hancock smirks.

"oh jeez is everyone happy now??" Shanks comes down to the scene.

" no disrespect towards y'all but damn how many soaps have you seen?? "

*cough* " hey Shanks don't blame me??!!! Tsuru was watching something on the "projector mushi" and things went from there!!" Sengoku mutters

" a love between a marine and pirate??!! What is this madness??" Garp says

" oh I've seen that one!! Poor Dan, ofc he couldn't capture his pirate girlfriend??!! " says Aokiji from the back.

A ticked smoker gets up from his spot "Sir, I Believe we must capture the yonkou?? And the multiple warlords (lmao croc) residing with him??"

Tashigi jumps up excitedly but with a serious expression. " now is the perfect chance!! "

Aokiji steps up behind Tashigi.
"She's right 'teacher' after all I'm sure we are plenty strong enough to defeat them" not to mention we could call reinforcements?"

Sengoku grins " you'd be a good fleet admiral Kuzan "

*In the middle of the world government hq*

Akainu sneezes

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