The warlords faced Mihawk,
"hic C'MON HAWKY" said the drunken leek
Mihawk took off his hat
"Hawk-eyes, you're not really gonna do it?" Hancock said with a red face.
Mihawk took off his coat.
"If only Shanks were here to see this" Mingo whispered to Teach, with his signature wide mouth smile.
Moria grabbed Mihawk's coat like a mad man and got a bottle of sake from a pocket.
"This man has gone nuts" Mihawk said
"Speaking of nuts....." Teach murmured
Mihawk faced Blackbeard, "yeah no"
He flexed his muscles "that's all you get to see"
*note: I would do fanservice but I'm keeping this pg*
"Teach, truth or dare?" Asked the muscular swordsman
"Truth, and keep this easy" Blackbeard replied.
Doflamingo went up to Mihawk and whispered in his ear, "ask him if he wants Hancock or why he became a warlord" they both stared at teach, he was cleaning his ear and eating pie while staring at Mihawk.
"FUFUFUFUFUFU I gotta tell shanks this" Mingo said as he walked towards a den den mushi
*wherever shanks is*
"Hey shanks how did you even get those scars-"
"Peroperoperopero ka cha"
"Hello- yes -you want to speak to captain?"
Ben Beckman walks over to shanks and passes the den den mushi,
"Yes- this is Shanks- MINGO?? -TEACH?? IM ON MY WAY" Shanks looks over at Beckham, "emergency, were heading to marineford!!" He says in panic "don't worry hawkeyes I'm coming"
*Back at marineford*
"Okay Teach I dare you to lick someone" Mihawk said confidently
Blackbeard looked around, Hancock was praying that he wouldn't lick her, Kuma looked emotionless, gekko moria was drinking like a mad man, Mihawk began flexing with that 8 pack and bigass sword and Mingo was sticking his tongue out.
Teach began walking around the room treating his tongue like a gun. "Who will it be?? Getting licked by my graceful tongue" He said while walking by Hancock, she cringed.
"DOFLAMINGOOO!!!" He screeched as he ran towards the man, he grabbed him and licked his shoulder.
Mingo's smile vanished, he took off his shirt and threw it at the drunk Moria
"HUH hic WHO THREW THIS UGLY SHIRT AT hic ME??" He yelled
"Giolla bought me that shirt....YOU DARE TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY FAMILY?" A vein appeared on Mingo's forehead
"So hic fight me, FIGHT ME!" Moria declared
Everyone except for Mihawk and Kuma backed away, they knew how scary an angered Doflamingo was.
"this is getting good" a shirtless Mihawk said while lying back on his chair sipping on wine in a fancy glass.
Moria brought out some shadows, "brick bat" he screeched
Mingo responded fast with a quick move of his fingers, he sliced the shadows cleanly, Moria wasn't going to get defeated that easily, he grabbed a shadow that belonged to a nearby marine, ripped it off with his teeth and swallowed it,
"KISHIHIHI hic SHI"
Mingo was very done with Moria's stupidity, did he want to lose his rank? He was about to cut him into 3 pieces clean but Kuma shoved Moria against a wall and the shadow came out, Mihawk also cut Mingo's strings from the chair he was sitting on,
"THIS ISN'T OVER MORIA!!" Mingo screamed
"Well for now it is" Kuma told them
"Oh wow Kuma talks!" Hancock exclaimed
"I also want to invite you all to a sleep over...." Kuma murmured
Mingo, who was tense from the thing with Moria burst out laughing,
"FUFUFUFU A SLEEP OVER AT KUMA'S HOUSE!!!-"
"I never said it was my house" Kuma told Mingo
Hancock tilted her head slightly
"Then where?" She asked
"Mihawk's castle"
YOU ARE READING
The game of boredom
Humor; ) Doflamingo is bored while waiting for ace's execution to begin. He has many ideas on how to cure his boredom.... (Ft. crocodile) One piece and the characters do not belong to me.
