The Cemetery Surprise

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"This guy wrote me on OkCupid, and he seemed like he was really cool

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"This guy wrote me on OkCupid, and he seemed like he was really cool. We made plans to go to a cemetery movie screening at Hollywood Forever, with him coming to my apartment first. He gets to my place, and he looks like a totally wrecked version of the photos he had on his profile. I'm still nice and offer him a drink. I have never seen someone pour this much alcohol in my entire life. He's basically pouring an entire cup full of vodka. I'm already preparing myself for a nightmarish evening. My friend picks us up in his Mercedes, and the dude acts like he's never seen a fancy car before. He says to my friend, 'Well, well, well. Aren't you Mr. Monopoly?' I'm horrified.

"We get to the cemetery, and he says he forgot his wallet, so now I have to pay for both of us. As we're getting situated to watch the movie, I hear him telling some other people that he just got out of jail and served a 10-year sentence for dealing coke. Then he starts telling me stories from prison. That's when I realize that the photos on his profile were probably from before he got locked up! The next week, he calls me multiple times complaining about his living situation. He was trying to convince me to let him move in!"

-Nina, 25

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