From cheating musicians to drug-dealing artists, the stories in this slideshow prove we've all dated the wrong weirdo one too many times. Yes, the road to love is paved with dating disasters that could make any hopeless romantic's skin crawl - but a...
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"I was seeing this guy who I wasn't really that into. We probably went on four or five dates when he said, 'When are we going to sleep together?' Like it had been years or something. I said I didn't know, maybe in a few weeks. He freaked out and acted like I was some weirdo. He was completely rude and offensive. For whatever sad reason, I kept seeing him. Then, we slept together. It was terrible, because he was so nervous. Maybe three minutes in, he let out this long, loud groan and flopped over next to me. He then said, 'God. Holding myself up is like doing a 10-minute push-up!' and complained about having sex with me. So, we stopped having sex. The next time we had sex (because I'm a masochist), we were about three minutes in again and he literally jumped off of me and said that I was making faces, and they were really freaking him out. I broke up with him right then. Basically, the fucker was going to orgasm fast, so at the three-minute mark he'd try to cover it up by freaking out and being mean to me. I still hate him to this day."
