make lemonade:Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Taurus
add vodka:Scorpio, Leo
squeeze them in peoples eyes:Capricorn, Aries, Gemini
LIFE DOESN'T EVEN GIVE YOU LEMONS, IDIOT:Virgo, Pisces, Sagittarius
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i want lemonade rn speaking of lemonade i love beyonce. bye
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sage
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ironic astrology
Diversoshonestly just funny and relatable astrology from tumblr/or the depths of my mind. *grabs handful of dirt* i feel the stars aligning. VIRGO TRASHH HERE ♍️ - DISCLAMER: MOST OF THESE ARE NOOOOOT MINE, AND THE ONES I MAKE MAY HAVE BEEN MADE BEFORE, ALL...
