SHORTS!! A Collection of random one shots

Ass class

I don't know why I'm so obsessed but I need this anime in my life rn! Don't hate!

My smol beans are there! I want to live in the anime world! *sobs* Parents don't get much development and there are always second teir love interests! *sobs intensify* KARMA-KUN! NAGISA-KUN! TAKE ME WITH YOU INTO THE BEST ANIME (that I know of)!!!!

Nagisa: Who the hell are you?

Karma: I don't like how she's looking at us.

FINE. ILL STAY HERE. ILL JUST WRITE BAD FANFICTION ABOUT YOU!

Nagisa POV

It was time for PE and we were doing one on one battles. I got paired with the best guy in the class because apparently Karasuma thinks highly of me. He was, however, beating me. I was tired of dodging everything and never landing a hit so I have to think of a plan.

I slowly start leading karma to an area away from the class. It was shady and there were a few trees so not many people could see us. I really hope this works.

"What's wrong nagisa-chan? You afraid the whole class will watch you fail?"

"Well I haven't failed yet and I certainly don't plan on it." I smirk in a somewhat seductive manor. He has a questioning look on his face as he continues jabbing at me and kicking at my legs. I knock the knife out of his hand and let him trip me. He sits on my stomach and reaches for another flimsy green weapon. He leans over me, probably to 'slit my throat'.

I grab his neck and pull his face down so our lips meet. He was shocked but didn't let his guard down. I try to sit up without breaking. He allows it and lifts me up so I was now sitting on his lap. He leans his back against a tree and continues to kiss back, knife still in hand. I break for air and open my eyes. His face is nearly as red as his hair.

I quietly grab my extra knife and lean my head onto his. His breathing is ragged and heavy. He looks up and I smile at him, slipping my hand with the weapon behind his neck. I lean in once more and give him a soft kiss as I run the ink covered blade against his neck.

"Looks like I win." I smile and get up, holding a hand out for him. He takes it and we start walking back. We get about three feet away before Rio stops us.

"Hey love birds! What were you doing hiding off in the trees?" She smirks, probably already knowing the answer. I kept my cool in case she didn't.

"I was just killing Karma here. Is it time for English yet?"

"No b-"

"Well then I'm going to talk to Karasuma." I walk away, leaving a blushing Karma with her. I was likely going to regret it later but oh well. He can't do much in the flustered state he's in now.

Later...

It was the middle of English and nobody was very impressed. She had taken a smoke break and we were all tired of her kissing method. Especially me, being one of her favorites to pick on.

"Hey, Nagisa." Karma shows up beside me.

"Yes?" I show no emotion but honestly I was flipping out. He's gonna say something or do something and the whole class is gonna flip out.

"Do you wanna ditch? I'm bored." He yawns. Mid stretch he smirks over his arm and gives me a look that says 'you don't have a choice.' I gulp and nod, grabbing my bento in case we weren't back before lunch. He stuffs his hands in his pockets and smirks as he walks out of the room. I trail behind him starring at the floor so I couldn't see any taunting faces.

Once we were out in the forest he turns around.

"So... Wanna spar fair this time?" He tosses a real knife my way.

"I was playing fair." I throw the knife back and shrug, trying to hide my blush.

"That move you pulled was not fair." He starts walking back. I follow.

"The ink stain on your neck begs to differ." He stops walking and after a second I stop as well. "What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"I'm fine. Did you know Rio spread around pictures of your move? And now everybody thinks we're dating."

"I did not know that!" I blush. He doesn't even seem bothered! Like what the hell! You probably helped just to spite me! I wouldn't mind if it were really true! But it isn't so don't make me feel worse!

"Since that's your fault I want some payback." He grins a little. He takes a step forward. I take a step back, strait into a tree. I'm so lucky today. He takes another step so his face was centimeters from mine and puts an arm on the tree, trapping me.

"I'm sorry okay. It was the only move I had that I thought could even remotely work on you." I bow my head. His eyebrows furrow and he looks down meeting my gaze as I stand strait again. (Pfffffft strait  ψ(｀∇')ψ  ) He looks kind of sorry. He puts the free hand on my chin and quickly leans his head towards me as he lifts mine slightly.

In a state of panic I reach for my anti-sensei knife, the top of the blade hitting his throat as our lips meet. I lower the weapon slowly and he backs up. I stand in shock for a moment before a wave of heat rises to my face.

"You're not supposed to kiss people you don't like!" I shriek, pressing myself harder against the tree. He smirks.

"What's your point?" He leans in again.

"Don't kiss people you don't like!"

"You kissed me." He raises an eyebrow. I blush more. Well shit I guess I did do that.

"Um w-well it was a tactic..." I fiddle with my fingers.

"Aww Nagi-chan, that hurts. You don't like me?" He looks away like he could cry. I was about to comfort him when he gives me a sideways glance so I knew he was faking.

"I do but-"

"So it looks like we don't have a problem. You like me, I like you."

"What?"

"I like you Nagisa." After a moments hesitation, I lean forward to hug him. He accepts it and hugs back. We break to go back to class, even though we can still see bitch-sensei fuming about something on the other side of the school.

"So did it really only take a kiss to get you to admit that? If I'd have known I would have done it sooner." I giggle.

"That and Ritsu telling me some of the information she gathered."

"What'd she tell you?" I stop, getting a little worried.

"Some clips of your talks with Kaede, the fact that your heartbeat picks up when you talk to me, so on so forth."

"WHAT TALKS WITH KAEDE?!?"

"Ones where you said you liked me, mostly."

"Stalking isn't nice." I pout.

"Tell that to the class. They were watching through the window the whole time."

"WHAT?!?!?"

A/n I may have spam watched the entire second season of ass class and it is currently 8 in the morning. I haven't slept yet but I can't start now. Oh well. I'm just going to finish all my other one-shots for the time being.