SHORTS!! A Collection of random one shots

Switcheroo 4

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MORE KARMAGISA BECAUSE IM TRASH

Nagisa POV

"Karmaaaaa! I'm hungry." I cling to his back as he carries me down the stairs.

"Shut up. Besides, I can't make you food because I'm hungry." He sets me down in the kitchen, walking over to the machine to make himself coffee.

"But Karmaaa!" I pout as he gives me a glass of juice.

"I'll make you a deal. If you make me a good breakfast I'll make you breakfast." I don't really know how to cook... But I really do love his cooking. But wait!

"Breakfast?! It's noon!"

"It's your fault for keeping me awake so late."

"It's your fault for forcing me to watch a ton of scary movies." I shiver at the memories from last night. He only smirks.

"You just look so cute when you're debating whether to cling to me or stick with the pillow shield." He chuckles.

"I wasn't!" He gives me a sideways look. Like he was saying 'Yes you were. Don't lie.' using only his eyes. "I wasn't debating anything." I gulp, fiddling with my fingers.

"I was debating whether or not I should trap you in my lap so you would stop running off." What?! I wasn't running off! Well... Okay I guess I did leave when all of the couples started making out... But that's only because I knew the killer would show up!

"What's wrong Nagi-chan? Killer got your tongue?"

"Sh-shut up! That movie was scary!"

"You sure it wasn't the fact that everybody was kissing? Your innocent brain just couldn't handle it?"

"NO! I just think the murderer will jump scare me." I look up from my fingers to find him towering above me, a smirk plastered on his face.

"What if the murderer was real?"

"Stop it." Stop trying to scare me you jerk.

"What if you we the girl in that car?"

"Karma."

"What if the murderer showed up while you were getting kissed?"

"Really. Stop." Making me paranoid you stupid djfcbjgh!

"He would slice right through your boyfriends neck. You'd be kissing a corpse."

"Karma stop it!"

"Then you'd watch him bleed out as you get stabbed in the back. And you would die thinking about how you didn't see it coming and you should have helped."

"Karma!"

"You could never forgive yourself, could you? You would just haunt the spot and take out your rage on unwary couples! Forever a lonely murderer! Just like the one who killed you!"

"Stop!" Fucking jerk. Just the thought of that freaks me out. He stops and chuckles a bit before sitting down next to me with his coffee.

"Woah. Are you crying? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you that much." He wipes away a tear with his thumb. He's being caring and it's cute and...Wait! He's the reason I'm crying! Why does he make me feel better if he's the one who makes me feel bad? That's not how this is supposed to work!

"I'm not crying! I'm just hungry. Make me food." I push away his hand. He only smirks.

"I'm only going to make you food if you make me food." I pout at the thought of the work I would have to do. I could just do eggs and toast or something.

"Fiiiine. Where's your toaster?"

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After a small struggle to not burn the house down I managed to make scrambled eggs, toast, and cut fruit.

"You know what, this isn't bad. Thanks." He smiles. Well it isn't burnt or undercooked so I'll call that a success!

"When do I get my food?" I sit down across from him. He looks up, slightly annoyed.

"I'll just make it now." He rolls his eyes and goes to the stove.

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He hands me a plate. It looks like exactly what I did! Meh, whatever. It's still food. Best part is i didn't have to make it.

"Thanks Karma." I smile as I stuff my face. He just chuckles and pats my head before going to sit back down and finish his.

A/n WHEW! I haven't updated in 4 days?! I'm sorry! I was actually working on the six drafts I have yet to publish BUT they will not be going up in this book. I'll explain more next chapter.