Chapter 16 : Pranks & Misery

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by _jccaylen

by _jccaylen

Riley's P.O.V-

"I cant believe you actually made Lita lay dead on the floor? She's never been like that! What made you do that??" Phil asked.

"Well, firstly, you have a her fucking face as your tattoo. Secondly, i'm still with Edge and he was cheating on me. So there you go." I said as I crossed my arms.

"So youre jealous?" He said as he gave me some sort of Pedophile look.

"Phil. Don't make me give you a backbreaker.." I said as I wrapped my hands around his neck.

"Sorry.." He replied in a sadistic manner. Then taking plushie. (Its my lucky plushie okay. Don't make a big fuss about it) My baby giraffe plushie and pretended that it was some baby or something. I ignored it because it was kind of ridiculous.

Since today was Monday, we decided to play a prank on the Shield. Just me, and the DX boys.

"Ready to prank the hell outta them?" Hunter (Triple H) asked.

"Yup.." I replied as I pretended to take off my robe. Our plan for the night was to pretend that I was drunk and was 'luring' them into having sex with me. But the thing is that there will be a black out all of a sudden and then we'll spray pain the bed sheets 'DX'. Obviously its my idea. And tonight i'm not sleeping with Phil because he's out with his friends so i'll be sleeping with DX.

"The time has come.." Shawn said as he knocked on the door. Hunter was already hiding. Shawn was standing next to the pillar that was next to me. I tried acting drunk as soon as someone opened the door.

"Yeah??" A low voice said. I looked up and saw Roman staring at me. I was holding a bottle of vodka in one hand so that it'll look like i'm really drunk.

"Hiya Sexy.." I said as I trailed my hands all over his body. I pushed him aside and entered the room. Dean and Seth were watching tv. And i'm like some drunk bitch invading their hotel room.

"Hey Riley.." Seth said as soon as he saw me.

"She's purely drunk." Roman said as he slammed the door shut.

"Really?" Dean asked scratching his head.

"Yeah. She trailed her fingers all around my body. If Santana knows, i'm dead." Roman said as he lay down in bed.

"Dude you and Santana are no longer together.." Seth said making a clear point.

"Helloo?? Drunk girl here!!" I said as I stumbled onto the floor.

"Sorry we forgot about you beautiful." Seth said as he helped me up. "Whats up with the robe anyways?" He asked.

"You mean this thing?" I asked as I took it off revealing my body and me in a bikini.

"Why are you in a bikini?" Dean asked.

"What? Why am I barking?" I said as I laughed. "You silly boys really make me turned on huh?" I said as I crawled on to their bed.

Seth and Dean looked at each other and licked their lips. Whereas Roman just shook his head and quickly put on his headphones. As the two boys tried to join me, the lights blacked out and the door opened slightly. "Psst.." Was the thing I heard and I knew that it was Shawn. I crept slowly and went out finding Hunter standing waiting for me. The door closed shut and the lights turned on. The first thing I heard was a little girl screaming. Very high pitched. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Few minutes later, Shawn came out in a bikini. I looked at him and my jaw dropped. "Shawn Michaels In a bikini? You ought to be kidding me right?" I said in between laughter.

"Nope." He said as he smacked his but. "Here's your robe." He said as he tossed it at me.

"Thanks.." I muttered and quickly put it on.

"Oh, and by the way, we caught everything on tape. And we'll be showing it tomorrow." Hunter said.

"And the one who was screaming like a little girl was Dean." Shawn winked as he high fived Hunter.

"I think we'll have a threesome tonight.." Hunter said as we walked towards our room.

"Eww. No way. I'm sleeping." I said as I opened our room door. I jumped onto my single bed and slept tight.

But I gotta admit, tonight was serious fun!