Twitter. An online social networking service and microblogging service that enables its users to send and read text-based messages of up to 140 character, known as "tweets"
More like shits as Wu Yifan would put it. Oh how he vowed to hunt down the creator of the useless piece of crap called twitter. He couldn't decipher why people wasted precious time posting nonsense and acknowledging to the whole world of their narcissism. coughZitaocough. Isn't facebook enough of a pain in the ass?!
*CLICK*
"Zitao, for the last fucking time, GET THAT FUCKING CAMERA AWAY FROM MY FACE! ONE MORE TIME, AND I'LL BURN THAT SHIT FOR GOOD."
"But Yifan ge, I want to show my girlfriend---"
"I'M NOT A FUCKING ZOO ATTRACTION! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN SENDING PICTURES OF ME TO YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND?!"
"I share everything with my Minzy!"
Ah, yes. Another reason for him to hate the dreaded website. Relationships. Take Zitao, for example. Just a month after EXO-K and EXO-M debuted, 2NE1's flexible, bootylicious magnae and EXO-M's kungfu panda publicly announced that both of them were in a romantic relationship, and have been secretly dating for eight months via twitter of course. Absolutely everyone didn't see that coming. Yifan had to punish Zitao for lying behind his back by selling his precious Gucci bags off to ebay. Miraculously, both Lee Sooman and Yang Hyunsuk approved of their relationship. Now that their secret was out, both spend every free time they have sending each other pointless love quotes and selcas of each other every waking minute.
*CLICK*
"YOU BRAT! DIDN'T I TELL YOU---"
*CLICK*
"---THAT I'LL FUCKING BURN---"
*CLICK*
"---YOU'RE FUCKING CAMERA---"
*CLICK*
"---IF YOU TAKE ONE MORE FUCKING----"
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10 out of 10 Points ( AnyBer oneshot collection)
FanfictionSeries of oneshots from the typical KrisBer, HenBer, KeyBer pairing to the not so usual pairing like HanBer, HunBer, KaiBer, KhunBer, and many more. I also accept requests :) All stories posted here are originally made by your truly and are reposts...
