10 out of 10 Points ( AnyBer oneshot collection)

OPERATION LOVE - PART 2/3 OF J.F.P.A. S.C.O.H (Sehun x Amber)

here's the second part of "Jongin's Full Proof Plan and Sehun's Change of Heart"

ENJOY! :)

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"Guys...I uhhh...I have a confession to make..."

"Oh my God, you're gay and pregnant with Yixing's unicorns?!"

Aish, typical Kim Jongin. Sehun thought as he stared blankly at his so-called best friend as the latter earned himself a one way ticket to a week's worth of brain trauma courtesy of EXO-M's manliest member and Zitao's infamous wushu stick. Thank you, Luhan!

"Leave my Yixing out of this, kkamjong!" screamed Luhan as he held his impassive boyfriend protectively, Zitao's abused stick held firmly in his other hand (lol dirty thoughts XD).

"Geez, calm your deer tits, Lulu. I was just being helpful like always."

"Helpful his ass!" swore Sehun as he rolled his eyes for the nth time.

"FUCK YOU! Yixing is not a whore! Unlike somebody in this room..."

Oh Dear God! They're both at it again! It's not the first time the two dancers argued over shit. Ugh...the same topic, the same petty name calling, and the same outcome; all the exact same shit!

Jongin narrowed his feline eyes at the foreigner before him, face completely marred with contempt. "...Are you implying that I, the almighty sex god, Kim Jongin, am a whore?!"

"If the dancing shoe fits." Aish. Everyone braced themselves at what was about to happen next.

"THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! YOU JUST LOST YOUR BATHROOM PRIVILEDGES 'CAUSE YOUR ASS IS MINE, MULAN!"

And with that, Luhan unleashed his manly prowess at his dark skinned nemesis. Pffftt, seriously! A group of drunken bitches clawing at each other's faces was more hardcore than two prissy retards throwing their so-called fists at nothing but the air. Talk about manly. Yeah right! In their dreams! Someone seriously needs to put an end to this. And by someone, someone who actually wasn't Sehun.

"IF YOU TWO DON'T PUT AN END TO THIS, THEN SAY GOODBYE TO BOTH YOUR PORN COLLECTIONS!"

Nice one, duizhang! Immediately both, ehem, manly men tore apart from each other and hugged Yifan's twin towers.