Wow, so this was written and published last 2013 in asianfanfics. Man, it really has been a long time since I've updated anything...aish :/
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KIM JONGIN, ARE YOU FRIGGIN' CRAZY?!"
"Oh come on, Sehunnie...this plan is foolproof!"
Sehun's right eye twitched uncontrollably as he watched his supposed best friend's foolproof plan. How did he even get himself in this mess in the first place?! Then it dawned to him. If only the floor could just swallow him alive and take him far, far away from Kim fucking Jongin. Why did he have to tell his most secretest secret to EXO's most unreliable and self-proclaimed gossip king? Why was he even his best friend in the first place?!
"FUCK OFF, JONGIN! THERE'S IS NO WAY IN HELL I'M EVER LISTENING TO YOU AGAIN?" mewled the poor magnae as he practically hid behind EXO-K's gentle giant. "YEOLIE HYUNGGGGG...GET THAT BAD MAN AWAY FROM SEHUNNIE." Chanyeol practically squealed like a lovesick girl as he marveled at the youngest' cuteness overload.
"Seriously, what have you done this time, Jongin?" The rapper glared at the latter, as Sehun continued to pout innocently like an injured child while throwing daggers at Jongin with his piercing eyes.
Jongin sniggered, "Geez, you're interrogating me like I've just deflowered his not so innocent mind. I'm just being the good hyung that I really am, and get him to grow some fucking balls. He's wasting another opportunity to confess to his one true love." He said the last part in a revoltingly sweet pitch that even Chanyeol wanted to smack the dancing machine with Tao's wushu stick. Ugh, the bastard watches too much sappy romance dramas.
"Sehunnie's one true love? Omo, f(x)'s Krystal, right?"
"KIM JONGIN YOU BITCH!!!! You told Chanyeol hyung?!" Sehun indignantly withdraw from Chanyeol as he clawed his way towards his unaffected group mate.
"Well...also Luhan hyung, Joonmyun hyung, Baekhyun hyung, Kyungsoo hyung...oh I also told Yixing hyung, Kris hyung and Minseok hyung. Then Jongdae hyung and Zitao...Taemin hyung too!"
"AKMSLMFSLKFMLDGLG YOU'RE DEAD KIM JONGIN! YOUR ASS IS HISTORY YOU HERE! HISTORY!"
Chanyeol cackled like the psychotic mammoth he was as the magnae duo tackled each other to the floor, knocking every possible obstacle to smithereens including Kyungsoo's prized antique owl figurine, and Baekhyun's one of a kind bulb collection. With the click of the door, followed by Kyungsoo's overpowering banshee scream, both magnae's found themselves in deep shit. It took several hours of nonstop lecturing, and Joonmyun's famous back massages to calm the motherly vocalist.
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